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Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative

carpe diam, carpe noctem, carpe scrotum

About Me



[shitty photography] [shitty secondary stalking tool]

Insert cliched Myspace introductions right about...here.

Just assume I suck at life. Having a Myspace in the first place should be a dead giveaway.

My Interests

I dance like that in real life =)

I'd like to meet:



Music:



Movies:


You're a slightly tarnished metal key, and you
unlock the wardrobe. At first glance, you seem
to present only simple, everyday things, but
anyone who looks deeper will find much more.
Just don't expect everyone to believe in you,
and those who don't may not grasp your worth.

What sort of key are you and what do you unlock?
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Books:



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My Blog

[ too tired for witty title, not emo enough for lyric title... ]

Dear Boston,Thank you for tearing down the Avalon/Axis.No, seriously, thank you.Because "going to concerts" was getting old for me, and I much prefer driving all the way to Providence to see any ba...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:14:00 PST

[ it is in the dance! ]

The "10 Facts About You" memes are a dime a dozen, but tell us 10 things that most people probably don't know and tag 10 other people to do this.  You will be surprised what people will say.1) I ...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:04:00 PST

[ again with the no dignity thing ]

Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names & why you cho...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

[ Abbys sporadic thought of the day ]

Everyone is most likely extremely likely sick of my pseudo-philosophical "epiphanies."  But, fuck it, I'm not in the mood to read Jacob's Room, and I just finished writing a philosophy-heavy pape...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST

[ honesty time! ]

Comment with your name, and I'll tell you what I honestly think of you.I do it because everyone else is, and I follow the pack.If need be, you can send me a message and I'll tell you there....
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:32:00 PST

[ Abbys sporadic thought of the day ]

Windows Vista's Word was created by Satan himself in between torturing orphans and kicking puppies.   Gaah!!...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST

[ tomorrow shell be rolling down I-10 ]

I'll be the first one to admit it: I'm an overly-sentimental person.  I was the girl who kept a memory box, filled with movie stubs, notes and nic-nacks that played a pathetic homage to her time ...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:41:00 PST

[ Abbys sporadic thought of the day ]

Y'know what's funny about fire alarms?That they go off more often because of some sort of malfunction -- some type of steam from a hot shower -- than because there is an actual fire.  And as a r...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:39:00 PST

[ the problem with tennis is that youll never be as good as a wall ]

Okay, so I'm not going to bore you with an excerpt from the book (that's what my LJ is for O=) ) but I'm going on (Myspace blogging) record and saying that everyone needs to read this book if they hav...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:51:00 PST

[ 'Have you found Jeeesus?' 'No I haven't; come in and help me look!' ]

This has saved me from death-by-boredom on numerous days ever since I found this online, so try it!  Fun for the whole family!Wiki Game: Five Clicks to Jesus1) Go to en.wikipedia.org2) Click on ...
Posted by Abby: the generic and cost-effective alternative on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:59:00 PST