Plop!!! Out came whatever this was supposed to be. |
My computer growled at me. What nerve. What audacity. What what? Good things come in twos ... or threes ... sometimes even ones, but never tenths. So I'm dying. At least I assume I am. I don't have he...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 22:48:00 GMT |
The Soccer Mom Diaries |
Thank you Phoenicians for giving us the phonetic alphabet. So I walked down to the pier today. A fish broke his head through the water and said, hello, my name is Edwin Sweetwater. My car has broken d...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 21:36:00 GMT |
NIN!!! Cleveland!!! NIN!!! |
Going to this show helped me realize my destiny. I cannot waste my time further with trivial matters. Relationships, sports, and work are all unimportant.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:08:00 GMT |
Tom! Why the static? |
As you all know, Tom and I are like this. We've been friends forever and now he won't accept my messages and he won't return my phone calls. I'm at a loss, I don't know what to do here. So I"m going t...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 20:07:00 GMT |
Hey guess what!!? |
Hey, look at me. Pay attention to me! I need you! I want you! You are everything that I desire! You complete me! You taste sweet like ... taffy. Good taffy. Laffy Taffy is good. What happened to it? I...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 16:49:00 GMT |
WHAT COLOR IS MOON!!! |
We made the new cd. It includes hits like: Nuns on Ice Jesus Rhymes With Penus Gas and Torches Ernest Goes To Maple Wood All good songs. The cd will be released never. Don't listen...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jun 2005 23:38:00 GMT |
Mixed nuts and the people who love them. |
Mixed Nuts Total Fat 15g Saturated Fat 2g Trans Fat 0g Polyunsaturated Fat 4g Monosaturated Fat 8g Polyun...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 08:33:00 GMT |
