About Me
i am a pimp. My grandfather grew orchids. my car has bluetooth technology; it says, "i love you," through my phone. I killed Paul Allen. i have yuppie-personality disorder. My business card has a watermark. i wear silk ties and wool socks. My shirt collars wear out in the back. Sailing is indespensible knowledge to me. Sushi is soooooooo 1990's. My curriculum vitae is three pages long. I smoke cigars with brandy and blow smoke in the face of upper-middle class people right after they say, "excuse me," or, "there are no ashtrays here."
This video says it all...
