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Paul

People say I'm crazy but I'm in demand

About Me

Hmmm, about me? Ego gratification time! OK heres some stuff about me; I fuckin hate morning. I like noon, like afternoon. Love night! Especially love late night! But morning? Morning can go fuck itself. I dont give a fuck about Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, Jessica & Nick, Brad & Angelina or any other celebrity for that matter. Instead of whoring for attention or standing on a soapbox with their latest activist bullshit they should maybe make a decent movie once in a while. Fuck celebrities (except the ones I know, they're all cool). Get a life. I love the beach! But I dont like long walks on the beach. I dont like long walks anywhere. Fuck walking. Walking sucks. I break almost everything but I can fix pretty much anything. My neighbors hate me but your parents would like me. I drive big loud cars, Im a gearhead, metalhead with a messed up head thats a sybaritic, atheistic, sarcastic, misogynistic, slightly psychotic, partyaholic, coffeeaholic, beeroholic, overindulgent, cool ass white boy. Youll either think Im totally cool or a total freak, either way youll be right.Its been brought to my attention by some of you that the abovementioned commentary gives the impression that I'm negative, or that I don't like anything. Please don't mistake my cynicism and sarcasm for negativity. So here you go, things I like; building muscle cars, eating meat, guzzling beer, strong coffee, listening to metal, loud, very loud, playing with my RC truck, riding quadrunners, crashing quadrunners, scratch that, I don't like that one, BBQing, watching football, getting people drunk, watching movies with explosions and car chases, going to dive bars, strip clubs and metal shows and oh, i like cute little puppies. So there. DISCLAIMER! As many of you who know me know that I do not drink hard liquor anymore (just beer) so I am slightly less insane than I was when the rant above was written.If for some strange reason you wanna find more stuff out about me, hit me up on aim; maxoctane

My Interests

Cars, cars, cars, beers & ales, heavy metal, law breaking, mosh pitting, corrupting the innocent, defying conventions, worshipping satan, trashing hotel rooms, beating on rental cars, beating on my own cars, doing burnouts, pissing off the neighbors, that sorta thing

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, headbangers, muscle car addicts, late model Mustang fans, and interesting alcoholics (current alcoholics, NOT the kind that go to meetings) in the bay area

Music:

Sabbath, DOWN, Floyd, Manson, Zep, Traffic, Death Angel, Tristania, Greenhouse Effect, Zero to one, Johnny Cash, Seemless, Possessed, Gordon Lightfoot, HELLYEAH, A Perfect Murder, High on fire, Days of the New, Metallica, Johnny mac & The Cadillacs, 100 Demons, Brand New Sin, Wolfmother, Machinehead, Natalie Merchant, Slayer, King Diamond, Portishead, Shooter Jennings, Zeke, Fleetwood Mac, Disturbed, Lalo Schifrin, John Williams, The San Francisco Symphony, Maiden, Priest, BLS, Motorhead, most 80's metal, anything blues, Southern Rock, Local metal, Hard Metal, if its on the radio I probably don't like it.......

Movies:

Dirty Mary & Crazy Larry is the greatest movie in film history, end of story. But of course Red Velvet is near and dear to my heart! www.redvelvetmovie.com

Television:

Car shows, Monster Garage, Rides, my new fav show 'wrecks to riches', The Shield, Pinks, Horsepower TV, Sopranos, American Muscle Car, stuff like that, road racing, always watch the news, Jeff Corwin is cool, Family Guy rules, Speed Channel & football, love football

Books:

All I ever read are car magazines, Car Craft, PHR, Hot Rod, Muscle Machines, Superrod, Mopar Action, Mustang & Fords, Muscle Car Review, etc.

Heroes:

My Dad, my Mom (who had cancer & kicked it in the ass!), my lil Sister, my best friend Jim; they're better people than I am, but I'm trying.Henry Ford, Anton La Vey, Peter Fonda, Steve McQueen

My Blog

Wake up dead 3

The black sedan rumbled into the parking lot. He was early. Always. Early gave him the upper hand. It also gave him time to kill. Time to kill takes the advantage away. Time to kill is.time to slake...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:45:00 PST

Wake up dead 2

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Declan seemed not to notice the question/comment. "My goodness Lad!", was his lame unresponse. 'Goodness' seemed to be the perfect-pearshaped-posterior, passing (I...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:18:00 PST

wake up dead

He snaps awake and reaches for the steel. It's there. It's always there.  The steel in his hand, frantically seeking a target that doesn't exist.  Through the fog of sleep, clarity prevails...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:48:00 PST