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Bodger

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About Me

I'm 22 years old and one day I hope to be the head of an evil corporation and take over the world... But in the mean time I love going out to the Pub on a Friday night and consuming alcoholic beverages and chips with my mates and Ballarine. When I am not destroying my liver I like to go to the gym, watch movies, play indoor cricket (go Team Murple, it's a manly shade of purple) and thrashing out some guitar hero. Oh I love donuts too.

My Answers to Survey The Most Random


1 - When was the last time you cried? When my parents told me that I was adopted and they hated me.
2 - Have you ever faked sick? Does that include a fake pregnancy?
3 - What was the last lie you said? No officer, I'm noy drunk.
4 - Have you ever cried during a movie? Yes, Terminator 2. He didn't come back.
5 - Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? Some fat chick in a bikini.
6 - Have you ever danced in the rain? No, but I have passed out in the rain.
7 - Have you ever been drunk? I don't remember.
8 - Have you ever tried tried drugs? Not since the second grade.
9 - Do you smoke? Nope.
10 - What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? I once got married and had 2 kids.
11 - What is your full name? Benjamin Luke Bottger
12 - What is your blood-type? Red
13 - Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes, I had only had my car for about 3 months as well.
14 - How old were you when you recieved your first kiss? 6
15 - Who was your first kiss? A prostitute named Brandy.
16 - Have you ever had an online relationship? No, I have a life.
17 - Have you ever had phone-sex? Yes but it cost $5.95 per minute.
18 - Have you ever been rejected by a crush? No, I havn't been able to propose to Jennifer Hawkins yet.
19 - What is your favourite sport to play? Is knitting as sport.
20 - Have you ever made a prank phone call? Yes
21 - Have you ever said "Holy crap, that horse just gave me the finger." No.
22 - What's your favourite childhood memory? Being born. Good times.
23 - Is there anything that you have done that you regret? I regret nothing.
24 - What do you want to be when you grow up? A fire engine.
25 - What is your political persuassion? Communist
26 - Have you ever had cybersex? If that means sex with a robot then yes.
27 - Do you believe in g-d? No
28 - Do you believe in love at first sight? No, because I'm blind.
29 - Do you believe in karma? Yes I do.
30 - Who was your first crush? Princess Leia.
31 - Who do yo uhave a crush on? Avril Lavigne, but she is married the whore.
32 - How would you describe yourself? Wrods can not describe the splender that is Ben.
33 - What are you afraid of? Nothing.
34 - Are you religious? No
35 - What does your screen name mean? Pantslesspete. Thats what my name would be if I was a pirate.
36 - What person do you trust the most? Me.
37 - Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? My Nana.
38 - What is the best compliment you have ever recieved? Wow Ben, I really like your new speedos.
39 - What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? Those speedos look shit Ben.
40 - What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? 45 minutes.
41 - What is your greatest strength? My ability to make children cry.
42 - What is your greatest weakness? I don't know.
43 - What is your perfect pizza? 2 of every animal.
44 - What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? Ahh crap, not again.
45 - What is your first thought before you go to bed? I hope I don't wet the bed again.
46 - What college do you want to go to? Not Virginia tech.
47 - Do you get along with your family? Yes.
48 - Do you play any instruments? I can clap.
49 - What kind of music do you like? The type with sound.
50 - Do you think you're attractive? My mum says I am.
51 - Would you ever get a tattoo? I would get another one yes.
52 - How many piercings do you have? None.
53 - Who makes you laugh? My mates.
54 - Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? John Howard
55 - Have you ever seen a dead body? Yes. You havn't lived until you have killed someone.
56 - Do you have a celebrity crush? Barbra Bush
57 - What is one thing scientists should invent? An anti hangover pill that works.
58 - Have you ever broken a bone? Yes. My toe.
59 - What happens after you die? Worms eat you.
60 - Do you watch or read the news? I do both.
61 - What stereotype would you label yourself as being? Jerk
62 - Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? Yes, especially Ballarine.
63 - If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to? Samantha.
64 - If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go Yesterday was a pretty good day.
65 - If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? My undies.
66 - Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No.
67 - Have you ever played strip poker? No, I'm a nudist so it kinda defeats the purpose.
68 - Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? No your arse doesn't look big in that.
69 - What do you want your friends to think about you? Coolest dude in the whole wide world.
70 - Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? My Dad tried to tell me Santa wasn't real.
71 - HAve you ever bitten someone? No I don't eat people.
72 - When's your birthday? 14/03/1985
73 - Have you ever stolen anything? No, crime does't pay.
74 - Do you make wishes on shooting stars? Yes, I wish the star would land on The Big Brother house.
75 - Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? 1kg of steak with mashed potato and vegies.
76 - If you could go back and change one day, what would it be? The day I forgat to wear cloths to school.
77 - Do you remember your dreams? Sometimes, they are really weird.
78 - Have you ever been in love? No
79 - Are you a morning person or a night person? Both.
80 - Do you have any phobias? No, I'm affraid of them.
81 - What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? I'm too nice to do anything mean.
82 - Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth? No.
83 - How many screen names do you have? just 1
84 - Do any medical problems run in your family? No they usually walk.
85 - Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? Yeah Me, I'll get those bastards
86 - Have you ever had a nightmare? Yes. A pink hippo with a purple bill was chasing me.
87 - Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? Yeah. But only in fun though.
88 - Would you ever participate in a threesome? No.
89 - Would you ever pay for a prostititue? No, they should work for free
90 - Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? yeah in a car on the freeway.
91 - Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? No
92 - Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? Just a little.
93 - Have you ever written a love letter? No
94 - Have you ever attempted suicide? No I'm too lazy.
95 - Do you prefer boxers or briefs? boxers.
96 - Have you ever been in a fistfight? Yes. I won.
97 - Do you have any hidden talents? nope.
98 - What is one thing you want me to know about you? Nothing I don't know you
99 - What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask? What is that smell?
100 - Do you usually prefer books or movies? Movies.
101 - Who is your favourite person to talk to? My Brother.
102 - Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? Beer. I love you.
103 - Would you ever have sex before marriage? Yes.
104 - Who do you talk to most on the phone? Don't use the phone much
105 - Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of? I have 30 dead babies in my garage.
106 - Do you prefer british or american spelling of words? British. Govner.
107 - Have you ever gotten detention? Yes, it was really boring.
108 - How do you vent your anger? At the gym.
109 - Have you ever been on a diet? Yes, Pizza, hungry jacks and beer.
110 - Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you? Yes, give or take a few of years.
111 - Is your best friend a virgin? No
112 - What's a rumor someone has spread about you? That I killed disco. Not true.
113 - What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? Having kinky sex
114 - What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you? Tied me naked to a poll. Mum can be so mean.
115 - What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? Untied me from the poll.
116 - Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? No. Sh%t, Fu*ck, Cr&p.
117 - Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? Yeah but just to see if there was honey in the inside.
118 - Have you ever wanted to murder someone? The pope. He thinks he is so good with his big white hat.
119 - Have you ever hated someone? No Life is too short. Oh wait I hate Ballarine.
120 - Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? Online
121 - Do you consider yourself popular? Yes, everyone knows me at the pub.
122 - Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? Nope, I'm to shy.
123 - Have you ever had a crush on an enemy? No I don't find Darth Vader attractive.
124 - Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? No I don't think he woukld like that.
125 - What is your favourite book? Anthony Kiedis Autobiography.
126 - Do you have a collection of anything? DVD's
127 - Are you happy with the person you are becoming? Yes.
128 - Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? Yes I am. I havn't matured much though.
129 - What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now? A police officer.
130 - Are you happy with the life you have? Fairly happy.
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My Interests

World domination, drinking, going to the gym, playing indoor cricket, drinking and watching movies.

I'd like to meet:

Santa, so I can ask him to stop shitting under my christmas tree. My Biological parents, so I can ask them why they left me to be raised by pirates. Jennifer Hawkins, so I can ask her to marry me.

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, system of a down, Queen, Blink 182, The Offspring, AC/DC, Avril Lavigne... Not really I just think she is hot (girlfriend isn't a bad song though), TOOL, Frenzal Rhomb, ZZ Top, Michael Jacson, The Beatles.

Movies:

I love Films, I own about 210 of them, but to name a few of my favourites. The Lord Of The Rings, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Anchor Man, The Matrix, Rocky, Star Wars, X-Men, Toy Story,Napoleon dynomite, Aladdin, Harrold and Kuma go to white castle, Transformers, Hot Fuzz, Sean of the dead.

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Anotomy for beginners, Reno 911, Anything on the history channel, Who's line is it anyway, The Simpsons.

Books:

What are they?I read the news paper, or look at the pictures at least, and I read Zoo magazine.I must admit that the Anthony Kiedis Autobiography "Scar Tissue" was awesome.

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner, Oprah, Duff Man.

My Answers to Survey What would you do if?


1 - You won the lottery: work in a video store
2 - You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend: make my dog sleep outside.
3 - You saw someone hitchiking on highway: run them down
4 - You caught a friend stealing from you: Bust a cap in their ass.
5 - You witnessed a murder: Im open to bribes
6 - A random stranger offered you ice cream: Chocolate or vanilla
7 - MySpace is closed: Cry
8 - You learned that there wont be internet anymore: Were will all the porn go.
9 - You learned your best friend has a crush on you: Tell him I'm not a raging homo.
10 - You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$: What wallet?

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My Answers to Survey TOTALLY ODD!


1 - If I created a new flavor of gum... It would tast like beer or donuts.
2 - If I could be any fantasy creature, I would be __________ b/c... A cross between a tiger and a monkey, a monger.
3 - One thing that i'd delete from my whole life is... Ballarine
4 - My closest buddy is... Is a wanker.
5 - Chain letters are... Important. If there were no chain letters people wouldn't fall in love.
6 - If I was given a free vacation to any part of africa, I would pick to go to... The part with the least amount of AIDS.
7 - The advertisement games on the web are _____. I ______ (play or don't play) them. shit, don't
8 - Tom (guy who created myspace) is a... Wonderfull human being.
9 - I would pick _____ (a very strange dare) over staying in a dark old basement alone for 12 hours at night being hunted by raptors.
10 - If I were in a field of flowers with no civilization for 700 miles, I would... whack off.
11 - The greatest prank i would pull on my parents would be... selling thier house.
12 - What I think about ASIANs... they make awesome phad thai.
13 - On christmas, I ALWAYS... cry because i never get any presents.
14 - The most embarrasing thing I would EVER DO in public is... sahve my balls
15 - If I had to fill a tank full of one item, I would fill it with _______ b/c... beer because I love beer and beer loves me.
16 - On the LAST day of school, I'm gonna... burn that place down
17 - I would hang out with ___________ (celebrity) not even for 1 mintue 50 cent
18 - I would __________ if I witnessed a murder. hide the body
19 - Wild elephants... are a valuable sorce of ivory.
20 - This quiz was...(honestly speaking) quite shit.
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