IM JORDAN SMITH OR "AUSSIE AUTOPSY" I LIVE IN LOUISVILLE,KENTUCKY I WANNA BAND TO TRY OUT FOR CAUSE IM FIENDING TO BE ON STAGE!!! IM A BUISINESS MAN...IM BASICALLY A LAWYER HAHA I TALK MY FRIEND OUT OF ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE HAHA =D I ENJOY GOING OUT AND GETTIN A DRINK MAYBE A SCOTCH OR A E AND J ON THE ROCKS ;D I DRINK 40 OZ'S OF OLDE ENGLISH DAILY THE GREATEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD AMERICAN PSYCHO,LUCAS, OR DETRIOT ROCK CITY =] I LOVE TO GO TO SHOWS AND SUPPORT THE SCENE AND IM NOT LIKE THE GIRLS WHO SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING FOR THE SCENE I PUT MY ASS ON THE LINE AND SHOW THE BANDS THAT COME THAT LOUISVILLE KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND GET DOWN AND REPRESENT! IF INTERESTED IN HANGING OUT OR MEETING ME AT A SHOW HIT ME UP MYSPACE ME FER SURE =]...I LOVE TALKING TO NEW PEOPLE SO IF YOUR SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO TALK DO COMMENT ME ILL BE SURE TO GET BACK TO YOU =] AND NO I AM NOT A MYSPACE WHORE JUST MYSPACE IS A PLACE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND SOCIALIZE AND I TEND TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT =] BUT YEAH IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT ME JUST LET ME KNOW THANKS =]
A WEED SMOKER IS CAUGHT EVERY 45 SECONDS,AND YOU WONDER WHY WERE PARANOID?
MY GAUGES ARE BIGGER THEN MY DICK SIZE XD!
IM INMATURE.
IM AN ASSHOLE
IM NOT THAT INTO HARDCORE IM MORE INTO PUNK MUSIC
BUT EXTREMELY CHARISMATIC! I TALK EXTREMELY WELL WITH GREAT PUNCTUATION! HAHA.
I WANT ME A REDNECK TRASHY TRAILOR TRASH GIRL THAT LAYS IN FILTH AND INDIAN CATCHER TATOOS ON THERE ANKLES CAUSE QUITE FRANKELY THEY HAVE MORE CLASS THEN ANY GIRL IVE EVER KNOWN.
GOT A GOOD HEART.
BIENG ON STAGE IS MY GREATEST ADRENALINE
IM NEVER SURE OF ANYTHING SO I USUALLY ANSWER WITH AN "I GUESS"
I WEAR BANDANAS AT SHOWS TO KEEP THE HAIR OUT OF MY FACE WHEN I DANCE.
THE REGULAR NES SYSTEM IS THE GREATEST THING/GAME EVER MADE COME PLAY CONTRA WITH ME? ;D.
IVE NEVER HEARD MY NAME USED WITHOUT SMITH AT THE END XD!
IVE BEEN FEATURED AS HOTTIE OF THE DAY ON MTV'S NEXT OR NOT =]
IM NOT TRYING TO BE KNOWN IM JUST JORDAN I LIKE THE FRIENDS I GOT NOW AND THATS ALL I NEED.
I DONT DO ANYTHING TO BE CLASSIFIED AS SCENE.
I DONT TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE COMING TO SHOWS JUST TRYING TO FIT IN CAUSE UNLIKE THEM I PUT MY ASS ON THE LINE EVERY SHOW.
I HAVE THE BIGGEST REPUTATION IN KENTUCKY AND MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD AND ITS ALL NEGATIVE SHIT BUT IM TRYING TO CHANGE ALL THAT
PIERCINGS TURN ME ON JUST BITE AND YANK AND YOU WON MY HEART HAHA.
ALSO GET ME A 40 OZ OF ANY BEER AND YOU WON ME OVER HAHA.
IM A PARTY ANIMAL BUT IF YOU PICK ON A NERD IN FRONT OF ME ILL PROLLY BEAT YOUR ASS CAUSE THERE PEOPLE TO!.
3/4 LOBES ;D
MIDDLE LABRE ;D
NIPPLES GAUGED
HIPPS ON BOTH SIDES AND BELLY BUTTON PIERCED
IM INTO ALL TYPES OF MUSIC NOT JUST ONE AND I FOLLOW NO TRENDS.
YEAH BASICALLY I DONT TRUST ANYONE.
I HAVE A HIGH FRIEND COUNT ON MYSPACE HAHA.
IM NOT A MYSPACE WHORE JUST MYSPACE IS A PLACE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND I TEND TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT ;D.
IM STARTING TO GET GOOD WITH PEOPLE NOW AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT 3.
I DANCE.
IM THE MOST NORMAL KID YOU WILL EVER SEE IN A SLAM DANCE PIT AS IN THE WAY I DRESS I WEAR FUCKIN TRINITY FOOTBALL SHIRTS NORMAL JEANS AND PUMAS CAUSE I PLAY SOCCER.
MUSIC IS MY LIFE I TEND TO GET IN VERIOUS BANDS AND PLAY SOME FUCKED UP TUNES ;D.
THE BEST THINGS EVER SAID TO ME HAHA:
Mar 30, 2008 8:43 PM
Okayy.
so im going to piss you off.
but hopefully by the end of this message you have a smile on your face. plus im extremely bored& i like making you smile.so here it goes.jordan smith; you are absolutly amazing. No Joke.
i dont want to sound half- retarded by saying this stuff.
so dont hate =)okay so everytime i see you its so crazy.
because even when your not even freakin being funny or even looking my way, you still make me smile. ugh its crazy.
everytime i go up to the movies your always the first person i look for. =/
&& i love talking to you on the phone.
because i can say the stupidest things& i know you wont judge me for it or think im a complete wierdo lol.
your piercings are effing sexy shit dude.
&& like, your hugs are the BEST.and sometimes when i think about you at night, i get extremely haWtt&& wanna sex you. haha just kidding (=
but seriously. dont ever let someone tell you your worthless or stupid or ugly or retarded or anything.
because your not any of those things.and FYi: we really need to hang out.
like, just me and you. (=well i hope you have a smile on your faceee.
26 Feb 2008 7:30 AM
why the fuck are you so attractive?!mm your manly.
let's get married.i also like your chin.
xx.
8 Apr 2008 12:54 AM
ohh ya knowww,
thinking about jordan smith..
:]
Mar 29, 2008 12:52 AM
yay
im so pumped
man
i cant wait.
lol.
why is jordan so cute?
11 Apr 2008 12:21 AM
so basically.your one of the cutest things ive seen on myspace.
Once ive drawn my final painful breath, and disfigured any beauty my mind has of you.
This princess of pain can be ended elegantly.
With no distaste, no fear of soul decay.
I felt betrayed for so long.
These failures dragged me down.
I whither away.
I will never forgive or forget, a constant reminder, your lifeless heart on a rope around my neck.
A keepsake from this rusted love.
We are falling fast to the ground.
I'd bite into your face just to be close to your eyes
I've discarded such beauty in a past lifetime.
Ill stitch my own insides to the highest tree.
A keepsake of this rusted love you wish upon me.
This princess of pain can be ended elegantly.
With no distaste, no fear of soul decay.
I felt betrayed for so long.
These failures dragged me down.
I whither away.
I will never forgive or forget, a constant reminder, your lifeless heart on a rope around my neck.
A keepsake from this rusted love.
Everyone here who breathes will fucking die!
I GOTTA TEMPER ;D
Jordan going off on sum dude at thunder
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