Kirk - ProfilesArchive

About Me

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

My Interests

--Females, my 2 hounds (Rags n Taaaaaatters!), sick jokes, Jeeps, MJ Jeeps, CJ Jeeps, JK Jeeps and the F U! for reading this far! chap(fuck) stick, building stuff, food, 1/4 asian glow, happy hour, pay days (not the can-zee bar).--And all that other stuff: snowboarding, football, gymin it, beachin it, running fast, and losing at pool while hammered (damn you davidson)--Fight On for Ol' SC. Saddam Hussein is a Bruin.--Who the hell's Tom--I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.--In the year 2000, an Aardvark will swallow an entire bottle of Viagra and become... A Hardvark! I'm sorry- Conan

I'd like to meet:

Dan Castellaneta, and maybe that girl in 40 days and 40 nights that sits on the copy machine

Music:

Pantera, Skid Row, Fleetwood Mac, Offspring, The Who? Biggie, Pac, Snoopaloop, Van Halen (who else?!), Guns n Roses, Nirvana, Sublime, Fiddy, 2pac, Bob Marley, Bush, Blind Melon, Clapton, Doors, LIVE, Metallica, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Pearl(ed) Jam, Megadeth, Zeppelin comma Led, Rage Against the Machine, Chili Peppers,

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Cool Hand Luke, Bloodsport, The Program, Dumb & Dumber, Liar Liar, Pumping Iron, American History X, ZooLander, Team America World Police, Blow, Boondock Saints, All Terminators, Commando, Kill Bills, Falling Down, Grandma's Boy, Freddy vs Jason, Joe Dirt, Me, Myself, & Irene, Wayne's Worlds, etc...

Books:

Magazines

Heroes:

Marc "The Hulk" Shepherdthe Jackasses minus BAM