Likes: Drinking, Lying, Stealing, Cheating, Fighting Dislikes: Smiles, Laughter, Kids, Puppies, Kittens, Rainbows, Sunsets
The person who turned off my freezer while I was gone. So I can beat their ass for giving me 20 pounds of rotting food, and 2 pounds of maggot and fly infestation. So sad.
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo I enjoy singing about the vices and misfortunes of others. I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE ANYTHING BUT CATASTROPHE BUT SUDDENLY I BEGIN TO SEE A BIT OF GOOD LUCK FOR ME 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE IN MY EYE I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SHINE NEVER A HAPPY SONG TO SING BUT SUDDENLY HALF THE WORLD IS MINE WHAT AN AMAZING THING 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET