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Zeemodel

Life as a whole Stinks

About Me

I am 5'11" .. 155lbs.. I have lead a pretty exciting life, I have DJed some of the biggest parties in NYC, been a professional photographer working for Allure, Vogue and other such companies. What I do now is I love to make people laugh. I have studied many forms of Martial Arts. Well pronounced, intelligent, talkative & I love anime. Well as of now I have finished a Le Cordon Bleu French Culinary Certification... Been working at the world famous Four Seasons Restaurant... I even got to cook for Bill Clinton... I am an expert in Name that Tune.

My Interests

I actually love to do all sorts of things... Cooking is my passion... Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Iron Man 80% Superman 70% The Flash 65% Batman 65% Green Lantern 55% Robin 53% Hulk 45% Supergirl 41% Wonder Woman 36% Catwoman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

So five years ago I read about Internet dating and said, “Hey this is really going to help out those unattractive antisocial types.” Unfettered by the rules of society, “they’ll” be able to spend hours combing over their ads, then filter through twenty years of photos find a good one from high school and appear to be somewhat cute. Oh this Internet dating will be perfect for those loser types. … Flash forward five years: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irony. This is a new low. God, can one of you Internet people please just take out an axe and kill me now. (Seriously though I’m not looking for people with axes. Either normal with axe, or unarmed). Is anyone still reading this? All right now the positives. I’m a upbeat guy, who has instantly given up on the bar/café/ bookstore/prison dating scene. Basically I want it to be much easier then it is and am finding that there are a lot of dumb people out there (some even pronounce the “b”), and I guess I never noticed before. So I’d love to do some new things, with new people, and have a really good time doing it. Finally about me, spontaneous and open, i'm friendly but not intentionally flirty, believe it or not I’m pretty cool (I find it hard saying that because I pride myself on my humility - please notice humorous paradox). (Oh my god, I just realized that the aforementioned “antisocial types” are now without haven since the Internet dating thing has gone mainstream. I feel your pain.) You should get to know me cuz I'm relatively warm in all directions. I'm tactless, but I know I'm a nice person cuz your mother told me so. Describing my ideal match: Ugh, I hardly know. Some people I initially thought myself completely incompatible with are now some of my best friends. Conversely, some people with whom I was precipitously smitten soon turned out to be complete asses. So I distrust that what I seek is necessarily what I need. I'm still young. It'll come when it does. Hey, what's up with people who are looking for 'friendship', and then they make requirements for height/weight/ethnicity? Am I too short, too heavy, or too ethnic to be your 'friend' now? If your profile indicates that you're interested in 'play' and only 'play' and nothing else, then contact me because, seriously, I'm curious to meet the person bold enough to do that. Realistically though, I know nobody's going to respond to an ad with this many smart-alecky answers. No ramblers or complainers. Life's meant to be enjoyed, not complained about.

Music:

I love it, well mostly 80's music.

Movies:


A-Ha - Take On Me

Music Video Codes at MySpace ToolBox