I am probably the biggest Cliff Claven of your set. Unintentional know-it-all coupled with an interest in learning at all times.
I like humor, unintentional everyday hilarious stuff over hooliganism. Wit and a good punchline that isn't Jay Leno obvious. Going to school right now to further comprehend marketing, merchandising and consumerism, I am often at Target "studying." Much like an elephant, I am Intensely loyal, and I never forget (and boy do I love stomping). Hit some fears head-on and conquering, (hello driving in LA!)
My favorite word is chum. There is nothing better than R. Kelly's "trapped in the closet" and the song title "creeping death." One should be open to pop music.
Here is some trivia. ...
So no one has answered the question, so here's your answer. The overly dramatic and over-produced band is Vendetta Red and they stole my band name to further stuff the used bins in the "V" section with my band name as their album title. The gauntlet has been thrown and someone is getting stabbed.More factoids:
I am a proud owner of the Gardea Baby Toe.
Me and 2 outta 4 brothers have the same scar on our fingers from the broken toilet lid that we had to lift at our old house. (what?)
I barely realized I had freckles, like 2 years ago.
I love Chipotle! Yo no habla espanol! Je parlez francais un peaux.
I have voted in every single election since the age of 18.
The Black Eyed Peas popularity further magnifies the fact that I have completely lost touch with the kids. That girl was in Kids Incorporated and she peed her pants on stage! She does not have me spending, nor will she get me drunk off her humps.
Just because your myspace page has all the bells and whistles, it doesn't take away the fact that your an asshole.
