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Miss Tuesday

Satirizing Society Since 1986.

About Me

I like to smile. (Everyone does. If you don't, you're lying.) I have an unhealthy love for marshmallow peeps. I also enjoy writing novels and poetry... A lot. My vampire's name is Jesse. You don't want to meet him, though.

Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test

I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

Reading
Writing
Movies
Filmmaking
Directing
Graphic Novels
Art
Drawing
Philosophies
Criminal Psychology
Sociology
Astronomy
Stargazing
Anime.

Video Games:
Final Fantasy
Kingdom Hearts
Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
Phantom Brave
Fatal Frame
Resident Evil (4 especially)
Soul Calibur 2 & 3
Devil May Cry
Silent Hill
The Legend of Zelda games.
Mario Kart
Old Mario games
And much, much more.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's intelligent. And knows how to spell. I'd also like to meet Tim Burton!! (I'm a Burton fanatic.) Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Johnny Depp (Oh, who wouldn't?).

Music:

I listen to various genres-- Anything from Nine Inch Nails to Danny Elfman scores to The Cure to Marilyn Manson to Metal. I'm not particularly fond of Rap and Country, though. Isn't it sad that we live in a world where the worth of a person is decided by what type of music you listen to?

Trent Reznor. Sexy. 3

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands,
The Nightmare Before Christmas,
Beetlejuice,
Sleepy Hollow,
Big Fish,
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,
Corpse Bride,
(Oh, any Tim Burton film.)
Donnie Darko,
Interview with the Vampire,
Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2,
Spirited Away,
Princess Mononoke,
(Basically, any Hayao Miyazaki film)
May,
Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Suicide Club,
Battle Royale,
Audition,
X-Men 1 & 2,
Fight Club,
The Addams Family movies,
A Series of Unfortunate Events,
Pirates of the Carribean,
The Lost Boys,
Hocus Pocus,
Sin City,
Pulp Fiction,
The Princess Bride,
Labyrinth,
The Lion King,
The Little Mermaid,
Lord of the Rings...

Television:

X-Files,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
Angel,
Roswell,
Family Guy,
Futurama,
The Simpsons,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
(I love Cartoon Network's Adult Swim),
FLCL,
Cowboy Bebop,
Trigun,
Hellsing,
InuYasha,
Full Metal Alchemist.

Books:

Harry Potter
The Vampire Chronicles
The Kelley Armstrong series
Lord of the Flies
Brave New World
Kim Harrison's novels
Blood and Chocolate
Ombria in Shadow
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Edward Gorey books
Some Neil Gaiman novels,
and Edgar Alan Poe.

As for comics, I enjoy:
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Squee!
I Feel Sick
Lenore
and the Sandman series.
CURRENT MOON moon info

Heroes:

Tim Burton!! A visual genius, and one of the greatest directors out there. And Vincent Price. He's so cool.

My Blog

"To die would be an awfully big adventure. "

I really love strawberry Pocky. I mean, really. It's addictive. You think Pringles are addictive? Try strawberry Pocky.Delicious candies aside, I figured I'd write a blog entry, since it's been months...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

Another Breaking Point

My thoughts and feelings have become a convoluted mishmash in my brain. I think it's blocking my logic.Time moves, even when you're standing still. Time moves, and I wondered if I stopped breathing, w...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:17:00 PST

Insanity (In Two Easy Steps)

I took my sleeping pills today.Fed these fish my useless remains.Four AM, the hurting stopped.My heart's numb, but I'm okay.This black heart waltz won't keep me,But two steps back and I'll fall.It's f...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST

The Destroyer.

I got a Wii last Friday. And Twilight Princess is very addictive. ********************This is something I wrote very randomly. It's told from Andramae's point of view, so you know it's going to be ran...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:23:00 PST

I use my cell phone as a flashlight.

I've been feeling really down lately. Uncertain. I feel like I'm going to be all alone for the rest of my life. They all say things like, "Oh, she'll never date anyone." Crap like that.No one ever ask...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."

"Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve.... And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving.  The somber hues of an ominous, dark for...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."

So I wake up this morning to my mother screaming in my ear that I need to wash dishes and a nagging thought in the back of my head, telling me that time has passed. And I'm sick. You know, the typical...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

So I stopped thinking and blinked out of existence.

It's been quite a while since I wrote in my blog. Have I been busy? Not particularly. I just haven't had anything to say.Life always seems to move slowly until you look at it in retrospect. Then you r...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:34:00 PST

Imagination is the only weapon in this war against reality.

Just got back from the beach the other day. It was a fun trip, full of hobos on the roof, sharks, and sun burnt feet. I just watched this Asian horror film called Three Extremes, which had some wonder...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:31:00 PST

Every hour wounds. The last one kills.

I found this on my other online journal that was posted way back in 2004. I thought it would be interesting to post it again and see if any of the answers have changed, if any of you decide to answer ...
Posted by Emily Scissorhands on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:34:00 PST