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Michelle

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly

About Me


I'm a loud, crazy, wiskey drinking, man loving, hang out with the boys kind of girl. I'm in EOD school and loving every minute of it in sunny Florida. Want to know more, ask.

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP...
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My Interests

School, drinking and making an ass out of myself on a regular basis

I'd like to meet:

Don't bother sending a request unless I know you...cause if I don't know you I'd probably hate you anyway.

And I'd love to meet/fuck/marry/have children with this man...

Music:

I love metal, rock, classic rock, country, and disco...that's right, I just said disco.

Movies:

Anything that can keep me from falling asleep

Television:

Rescue Me and Bizarre Foods (that fat bald guy is AWESOME!)

Books:

I am 80% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the
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Heroes:

My dad, I don't know anyone else who would have his buddies taser him at work just for laughs.

My Blog

BORING!

I was soooo excited about going to D&Ps yesterday...and now I want to shoot myself in the face! Holy. shit.  I think it'll be a lot of fun once we get outside and put our hands on the shit, b...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:11:00 PST

Water buffalos and male dancers

Like to know why I officially hate life? I was ignored by a diesel mechanic...who lives in a tent...for a woman who was at least 280 pounds. No shit, a guy with a not so great job, who lives in a tent...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 11 May 2008 08:51:00 PST

I am the grenade master!

With like, 7 pracs under my belt I'd damn well better be! Off to rockets and projos....YAY!!!!
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:58:00 PST

Rachel

I don't know how to say this, but, she's kind of a big deal. People know her. She has many leather bound books, and her apartment smells of rich mahogony. Hehe...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:48:00 PST

Finally a good day

i get into class tomorrow!!!! So happy!!!! Don't think i know too many people in the class, but who the fuck cares??? I'll be back in!!! This weekend should be some good fun too... ;)
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:35:00 PST

Chucks are NOT good to dance in

I am toalyyt a badass dancer! And readlly druck. And my feel hurt.   Goodnight!!!@
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:54:00 PST

I am a terrible person

Let me begin by saying that men NEVER approach me...unless of course they're old, wierd, or um...you know... So the other night, this normal, hot navy guy is talking to me...and I'm interested...and h...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:37:00 PST

I love my guys

For those of you who didn't know...I was a tad bit depressed this last week...maybe it was the fact that I had a constant headache, the meds I was on, the fact that I've been out of class FOREVER, a b...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:49:00 PST

Pool tables and a cracked jaw

So there I was, Saturday night, out with the guys playing pool...you don't think this is going to be interesting, do you? Keep reading As ususal, I've had too much to drink and having trouble walking ...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

Rachel’s perfect explaination of my psychotic episode

Psychotic, hormonal 'girling out' is NOT cool!! Why do we do it? Why is it one second we are totally okay with how things are going, then the next second we freak over something TINY (ie: not getting ...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:56:00 PST