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About Me

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"The Funniest Brawl I have ever seen!..Enjoy:)

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My Interests

In an average man and woman life time, each would have:

-Would have eaten 3.5 yrs - -Produce 40,000 liters of urine -Dribbled 145 liters of saliva before your 1st birthday -Crawled 150km (93 miles) -Learn a new word every 2hrs for 10yrs -Watched TV for a little over 12yrs -Spent 2 weeks kissing -Grown 28 meters of fingernails -(women) Grown 950km (590 miles) of hair -By the age of 21 would have breathe enough air to fill 3,500,000,000 ballons. -Work for a total of 8yrs - -Produce 200,000,000,000 new red blod cells each and every day -Be able to put a name to 2,000 people, a 150 will be called friends -Shed 19kg (42lbs) of dead skin -Sex 2,500 times with 5 different people (like rabbits) -Fall in love twice -Blink 450,000,000 times -Eyes that will be able to distiniguish a million colors, sorry those who are colorblind -If married (women), 60% chance she will stay married to the same person till death - -2 children, 4 grandchildren, 2 out of 8 great-grandchildren will remember your name.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Incubus Jimi Hendrix Lady Peace Outkast Pantera Eagles Maktub Blue Traveler NickelBack Green Day Trapt Stevie Wonder System Of A Down Heuy Lewis & the News Sam Cook Kittie New Edition Tenacious D Jamie Cullum

Movies:

Back to The Future (I, II, III), 40yr old Virgin Cannibal The Musical (never seen, but love the songs thanks to Brian) Office Space, All Kevin Smith Movies, All Quentin Tarantino, Wedding Crashers The Matrix, Half-Bake, JFK, Aliens

Television:

Feature Presentation:

"Just when I think I can't practice anymore...I find my inspiration!"

Feature Presentation:

"Master Exploder!"

Feature Presentation

"Everybody Needs A Hug"

Smallville Scrubs ER Family Guy The Boondocks The Office (British Version) Dead Like Me Weeds, toke up :) South Park Drawn Together Outlaw Star, Trigun,a Dragon Ball Z, GTO, Samurai Shamploo House Crossing Jordan Sliders

Books:

Soul Made Flesh "The Discovery of the Brain and How it Changed the World" by Carl Zimmer, The Blood and Guts "History of Medicine" by Roy Porter, Doubt by Jennifer Micheal Hecht, Lost Christianties by Dr.Bart Ehram, Stiff "The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" by Mary Roach, Gray's Anatomy, Common Sense and Right's of Man by Thomas Paine, The Book "On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You are" by Alan Watts

Heroes:

Grand Dad, Ms. Mable (Grand Mom), Mom, Dad, Sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, Dr.Martin Luther King, Booker T Washington, Frederick Douglass, Harriet Tubman, Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Edison, Alice Walker, Albert Einstein, Rosa Parks, Abraham Lincoln, JFK, Blaise Pascal...

My Blog

The horror part 2...

This is the continuation of my encounter and survival of cured vegetable better known to laypeople as the pickle but to me warning. I know it has almost been a year in the making since I spoke o...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:45:00 PST

The horror part 1....!

The night was like any other spring night, cool, crisp, and full of endless possiblities. I was home alone in apartment studying organic chemistry, wondering if my professor was going to shaft me agai...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:43:00 PST

6 weird things/habits

I warn some of this material may not suitable for all audiences..remember u ask for it. Ok here some weird shit about me..sorry it took so long kerrbear 1. I like sleeping on the floor and shoppi...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:52:00 PST

Thinking about moving...

It's official I stay in da hood... I have been in denial for a number of years but when my new neighbors (boyfriend and girlfriend) slugged it out in the hall way over a box of cereal and then other n...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:42:00 PST

The Real Challenge??? All are welcome

Ok people, Come ye far and wide, all takers are welcome. Who will deny the urge to spare other peoples feeling and say exactly what you think about them, the world, or anything that pops in your brai...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST