my name is Joseph Jarvis, but most kids call me Joe
i live in a quaint little town called hastings, where i live out my days making cocktails for kids..
but these days i dont even do that, as the people that used to come out dont.
so now i make coffee for the down and outs that hang about in the street. trying to re-live thier glory days by making stupid comments about random stuff that i couldnt give a piss about.
but ill always have a smile on my face =D
and now im back in the brass monkey, serving people i dont like (apart from you, youre a treat) having things said to me that never happen.but at least after 3 years of working and doing more than i should have, ive been given some keys! i guess im must be doing something right???? ..... although with these keys it means i get chewed out for most things...
this is my NEW plan for world domination: i am glueing the world shut. everywhere i go, i will carry a tube of 'no-more-nails' around with me. then I glue anything I can - bathrooms, tables at restaurants, people's bookshelves, trains. one day, the world will grind to a halt from the lack of movement and then i will rise to power during the confusion. thus crowning myself king joe the first!
yes i have a limp, and no i wont tell you why. you'll get the same respone that everyone gets.... 'its a long story'.
if you kids want to know more about me just ask xx
