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About Me:

I am lucky enough to be somewhat intelligent, pathologically lazy (lazy, not slothful), hazily self-aware, and remarkably inappropriate without getting myself beat-up, arrested, or on welfare. It makes for an interesting life.
I mostly joined this site as a chance to practice writing, or at least get into the grind of writing every day. It seems I will also have the chance to chat up chicks without the effort of getting them drunk on cheap beer and grain alcohol, a definite plus.
Please read my blog and tell me what you think. I always happy to receive constructive criticism or even better, gushing praise.
Also, if you want to add me as your Friend (and why shouldn't you?) please send a message telling me why or with something intelligent like I like the movies you listed too or You're super sexy or I have no gag reflex --some kind of dialog please.
Or show ample cleavage, that'll work too.


Who I'd like to meet:

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My Interests

Now:

Reading just about everything
Kayaking
Naked women
Computers
The beach
Naked women on the beach
Mountain biking

Things I am about to get into:

Teaching myself Spanish
Kiteboarding
Writing
Snorkling
Restoring my Jeep
Your pants (possibly)

I'd like to meet:


stay tuned


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Music:

Just about anything except for house/trance & really twangy country

All timers:

Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Run DMC
Rancid
The Dave Matthews Band
Public Enemy
Lagwagon
Jimmy Buffet


In rotation:

Breakfast Club
DJ Z-Trip
If you ever sat back on a Saturday morning to watch cartoons (and like hip-hop) you have to listen to this song . I mean he disses the Gobots--you don't get that in rap too often.

I Know You Got Soul
Eric B and Rakim

Doublewide
Southern Culture on the Skids

Son of a Preacher Man
Aretha Franklin

Shut 'em Down(Pete Rock Remix)
Public Enemy

Nobody's Listening
Linkin Park

Rosa Parks
OutKast

Gin n' Juice
Phish

A Whiter Shade of Pale
Procul Harum

Solar Powered
Mix Master Mike

Greyhound
John Spencer Blues Explosion

Southern Cross
Crosby, Stills & Nash

Movies:

Super Size Me Really watch this movie, it will change the way you see the world.
Or not, fattie
Pulp Fiction Possibly the most quotable movie in history
Riding Giants The last third or so will blow your mind. Laird Hamilton deserves to be married to Gabrielle Reese--and that is saying something.
Scratch Considering my man-crush (think John Madden/Brett Favre) on Mix Master Mike and unfulfilled apiration to be DJ Dorky White Guy, this is a little slice of heaven. From the first record scratch to modern turntablists. Artists all.
Star Wars: A New Hope First movie I ever saw *sniff*
The Incredibles I identify with this movie more than anything I've experienced in pop culture. Seriously the first half, Mr. Incredible, that is the last 7 years of my life.
The Fog of War The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Amazing to watch this film (filmed pre 9/11) in light of what is happening today.
Super Troopers Because yes, it does stink like sex in here

Television:

The Shield

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Chappelle's Show

The Office

30 Days
--I may be adding Morgan Spurlock to my heroes list soon . . .

Heroes:

Eh, Hero is a little strong but some people I look up to or admire:

Benjamin Franklin--An amazing guy, tried his hand at a little bit of everything (really): journalism, science, politics, civics, business and had great success. As a bonus, he tried to roger every woman that passed him by. Inspiring.

Tucker Max--Not because he is a self-absorbed prick who bangs a lot of chicks, but he is a pretty gifted storyteller with a similar style who broke through in a non-traditional way using a new medium.

Albert Einstein--Not just a physicist but a humanist and thinker. Conceived of relativity pretty much out of thin air. A victory for Swiss patent clerks everywhere.

My Blog

Worst Stripper Ever

Worst Stripper Ever     It all started innocently enough, with socks of all things.    So here I was, feeling a bit blueI had just been kicked out off my apartment by The...
Posted by III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Perfect Drink

. Er, this isn't my normal I had sex with a midget or look at the impossibly stupid thing I've done story.  It isn't even a story actually, more like an essay I guess. On top of that I don't re...
Posted by III on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:47:00 PST

Holiday Jeer

This is long and will probably be revised a couple times, always taking applications for an in-house editor/sex slave.I would pause between holidays to take a pee or drink some rot gut tequila. Enjoy!...
Posted by III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Epilogue: Worst Stripper Ever

Well, I contacted to Gabby today and told her to check out the story.  It has actually been a few weeks since we talked because I was disappointed in her for bailing on a trip to visit we ...
Posted by III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST