Fucked by Abstinence |
Ladies, gentlemen, and gender-free persons, I'd like for you to meet Hillary, a veritable champion of the virtues that are inherent in abstaining from sex until marriage.I felt the need to share this ...
Posted by Pseudonym on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:41:00 PST |
I told you smoking makes me cooler! |
Walking home from school today, my clove nearly caused my sweater to burst into flames.Twice.URBAN EXPLORATIONThen I decided I was gonna go to work today. Too bad the green line was all fucked up & I...
Posted by Pseudonym on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:42:00 PST |
Adrienne vs. the Jeezus-American Breeder |
It's fucken hot out & I'm cranky.So I'd just gone to Haymarket & purchased all kinds of yummy avocadoes, potatoes, onions, apples & carrots among other delightful things. Lotta stuff, right? When I ...
Posted by Pseudonym on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:48:00 PST |
Cellos & analog synths understand the depths of my spooky dark despair. Re: Corporate America |
So how insane am I? I have plane tickets & concert tickets in Chicago next month. I've never even been to this city before & the details of my lodging are hazy at best.I've gotten [and hence have be...
Posted by Pseudonym on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:27:00 PST |
Homoerotic musings . . . . |
I am understanding people less and less. The more I know, the less I want to know.South Dakota, Mississippi, Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia, Indiana, Missouri, Ohio, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tenness...
Posted by Pseudonym on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST |
I'm on spring break. Can you tell? |
Kicked it off on Friday with a sex-tastic new tattoo. Her name is Lola and she is about as hot as it gets. I was absolutely delighted when the artist showed me his sketch of the photograph. She loo...
Posted by Pseudonym on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:11:00 PST |
Today's disturbance |
So before I went to my second class, today, I wanted to put on my military boots. I went into the living room where I left them and put my foot in one. I go to grab the other when I see a fuzzy stuc...
Posted by Pseudonym on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:13:00 PST |
Jeezus, you mean someone's reading this shit? |
There's an appallingly high amount of views on this thing.
Slutever. I'm supposed to be doing all kinds of homework, but I am not feeling any kind of well enough to undertake the necessary prepara...
Posted by Pseudonym on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:23:00 PST |
Don't call my bitch a slut. |
I need money for ink like woah. I want to get my 5th tattoo before spring break, and I don't want to have to spend my student loan money on it. I'm thinking I'm going to start up a fundraiser. Tee ...
Posted by Pseudonym on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:20:00 PST |
Kick. Kick. |
I feel really useless right about now. I can no longer concentrate on the readings for my classes, I just re-watched a shitty 1934 musical [one without homoeroticism] & my sister will be home soon, b...
Posted by Pseudonym on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:05:00 PST |
