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Jordan

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About Me

About me. Well I'd say I'm a pretty easy going chick. I'm very open minded. I like to have a good time. My idea of having a good time is being with friends, live music, dancing, camping, hiking, learning new things. Right now I'm not exactly sure what direction I'm going. I know what I want, but not how to get it. I want nothing more than to be essentially self sustaining, living off the grid. Just a nice piece of land somewhere, with goats and chickens, perhaps a cow, gardens and orchards. I think it would be fucking awesome to have a commune consisting of my friends and a few of my family members. And be to the point that none of us have to work any lame 9 to 5 jobs. But for now, I'm just having a good time, working a relatively silly, but fun job. I slip in and out of reality, often choosing to stay in lala land. I try to see all perspectives, and try to understand why a person might feel or act a certain way. I really really want to travel everywhere. I'm perfectly content to never shave my legs again. I'm pretty rebellious in nature. I hate feeling trapped by anything, the government, jobs, shoes, exclusive relationships. I love to laugh, so if you make me laugh, I'll probably fall in love with you. I tend to fall in love with peoples flaws. I also think I'm a bit of a masochist. I practice a life of free love. :)---------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ - "so fuck you and your untouchable face fuck you for existing in the first place and who am i that i should be vying for your touch who am i bet you can't even tell me that much"------------------------------------------------------- ----------------- "Well everybody's dancing in a ring around the sun Nobody's finished, we ain't even begun So take off your shoes, child, and take off your hat Try on your wings and find out where it's at."
ABOUT ME - The Survey
Name: Jordan Rose Schweitzer
Birthday: 6-18-1986
Birthplace: Louisville, KY
Current Location: same damn place
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'6 1/2" (yes, the half inch matters)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: cherokee, irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: no shoes, fuck shoes
Your Weakness: hairy musician boys, chocolate
Your Fears: my government, global warming
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't like pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to come up with a goal to have
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: boobies
Your Bedtime: 3 am
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, though i love tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes, i smoke something
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: yup, love to
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: i'm not sure
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: fuck no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: not proficiently
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but the weather is warming up to allow for it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: probably behind my back
Ever been Beaten up: no, other than when i was jesus and satan punched me
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, back in the day of juvenielle delinquency
How do you want to Die: hmm, i dont know
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: so many things. but mostly self sufficient
What country would you most like to Visit: right now, i really want to go to chile. but i want to go everywhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown i suppose
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: mm, i love long hair on a guy especially if he has a great beard to match
Height: whatever
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: um, i guess dirty hippie farmer type
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh i dont know, 7 maybe
Number of CDs I own: a lot, but not enough
Number of Piercings: other than the 7 in my ears, my "monroe" and the nape of my neck. Just got my septum pierced today.
Number of Tattoos: just one pretty big one. i definately want more. i love the feeling. I'm a bit of a masochist
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i can't say i've kept count
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My Interests

I love reading, painting, camping, canoeing, going to concerts, singing, writing, hanging with friends, walking, art fairs, smoking, theatre, astrology, astronomy, trees, observing,learning, free love, just having a good time, orgasms

I'd like to meet:

we were standing in a garden and i had a machine that made silence it just sucked up the whole opinionated din and there were no people on the payroll and there were no monkeys on our backs and i said, show me what you look like without skinscience chases money and money chases its tail and the best minds of my generation can't make bail but the bacteria are coming to take us down that's my prediction it's the answer to this culture of the quick fix prescriptionbut in the garden of simple where all of us are nameless you were never anything but beautiful to me they never really owned you you just carried them around you and then one day you put 'em down and found your hands were free-ani difranco ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- Sometimes when the night is dying, I take me out and I wander around, I wander around. Sunshine daydream, walking in the tall trees, going where the wind goes, blooming like a red rose, breathing more freely. Come out singing. I'll walk you in the morning sunshine. Sunshine daydream.-Grateful Dead

Music:

Ani Difranco,Nick Drake,Grateful Dead,Joni Mitchell, Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, Cat Stevens, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Sublime, the Beatles, Jethro Tull,Ween,Jefferson Airplane, Frank Zappa, Tom Waits, Andrew Bird, Keller Williams, Damien Rice, Martin Sexton, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Bob Dylan, Tim Buckeley, Silverchair, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Bjork, Peter Paul and Mary, Ray Lamontagne, Nirvana, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals, Micheal Franti and Spearhead, Incubus, Deftones, Pink Floyd,Nickelcreek, Dolly Parton, Rufus Wainwright, John Butler Trio, Jose Gonzales, 91.9 wfpk!!

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Fear and Loathing in las vegas,Donnie Darko, Flirting with Disaster, Grandma's Boy, The Science of Sleep, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Reefer Madness, Virgin Suicides, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Newsies, any of the muppet movies, and old disney animated movies, Office Space, Dazed and Confused, The Shining...

Television:

I looove PBS!! KET 1 and KET 2. It's fucking great. Nova, Nature, Globetrekker, BBC World News, Frontline, Charlie Rose, Monty Python, tons of great documentaries and specials. That's pretty much as far as I go with T.V.

Books:

I love reading. The Glass Castle, Ishmael, The Story of B, the perks of being a wallflower, running with scissors, electric kool aid acid tests, gesture of balance, one flew over the cookoos nest, i never promised you a rose garden, the bell jar, the virgin suicides, harry potter, diary of a drug fiend (no, it's not mine), The Ethical Slut: A guide to endless sexual possibilities.

My Blog

rambling

So here I am just chilling in Lexington for a little. After getting canned from my job for what i think is an absolutely ridiculous reason. So on a whim, i road up here to hang out with a friend that ...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:42:00 PST

FrEeLoVe!!!!!

I do not believe what they've tried to program us to believe. The church and the government.  That exclusive monogamy, recognized by the government, is the only functional lifestyl...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:23:00 PST

a lovely fucking day

I have had a lovely fucking day thus far. Maybe Jesus really does love me. At work, some wonderful guy gave me a handful of tasty chronic just for the hell of it. Then mostly on a whim, I went and got...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:05:00 PST

your borders are illusions

We are all in this together. Your borders are illusions. We will all die, so why do we create such terror and tribulation in our own lives? And all the while, while we are meandering in this bullshit ...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

No, I'm not the marrying kind

No, I'm not the marrying kind. Don't get me wrong, I find something profoundly beautiful in sharing your life with someone. But first of all, I don't want to bring the government and law into my life ...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:08:00 PST