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hello, my name is: janice
location: new york, ny
about me: One day, I hope my cardigan collection can put Mister Rogers' to shame. But not in a bad way. Because Mister Rogers and his 'hood were pretty awesome. Except for Lady Elaine. She always scared me. You can't trust creepy old women who live in trees and speak in a quasi-drunken slur. Even if they are hand puppets.
p.s. hire me. i'm awesome.


i like: time-lapse photography, pop culture, doodling, vending machine toys, sleeping, metaphors, meta-references, kitsch, nerdery, random trivia, old lady-isms, ice cream, coffee & cigarettes, brushing my teeth
music: cheese, pop, and cheesy pop.
movies: eternal sunshine, little miss sunshine, the karate kid, back to the future, rushmore, mean girls, the royal tenenbaums, donnie darko, amelie
tv: freaks and geeks, the office (both), arrested development
books: the ones i keep meaning to read. i'm sure they're great.

age: 26
zodiac sign: taurus
orientation: straight
hometown: navy brat / yokosuka, jp; makati, ph; mililani, hi
occupation: tbd. hopefully soon.
education: college graduate
schools: lmu (99-03), mhs (97-99), ism (94-97), khs (93-94)


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My Blog

bumfart

[note:  this is another bulletin that should've been a blog]Some crazy old man farted at me. Not on me, but AT me. I was walking out of the subway and saw a jolly crazy bum smiling at everyon...
Posted by janice on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:02:00 PST

I tried to stick a magnet to my face ten minutes ago

Dear Snaggletooth,You've been in my life for about six and a half years, but it's time for an era to end.Your first appearance was toward the end of my fall semester freshman year. I went off away to ...
Posted by janice on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:41:00 PST

I do not think it means what you think it means.

It seems like every single day I compare my job to Sisyphus and that stupid rock; and in the Alanis-definition of the word, I believe that would be ironic. But the fact that I use the Sisyphean analog...
Posted by janice on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:34:00 PST

licensed to whine

My drivers license experied two months ago, so I have been an unlicensed-non-driving-driver for two months. I figure I may not have a car, but it would be a good idea to have a valid license. Anyway...
Posted by janice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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This morning, when I was walking up the stairs from my subway stop to work, I heard a loud splatter. I had my headphones on, and the splatter was loud enough to hear. I looked over to my left, as I ...
Posted by janice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP "Hi, I don't care. thanks."

About me: I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "Hi, I don't care. thanks." that sums me up right there. This is no longer true. When I shipped my car back to Hawaii, my parents decided...
Posted by janice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST