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Gina Darling

no time for love, Dr. Jones

About Me



hilarity is my only motive

1. I dont treat the interweb as real life
2. I avoid mediocrity at all costs
3. I am the worlds best hoolahooper
4. I floss everyday
5. I dont fully trust blue eyed people, dont bother asking why
6. I am bad at asking questions, if you want me to know something, just say it
7. I have excellent grammar but very poor typing skills
8. I speak italian just enough to get by
9. I was born in Shanghai, China.
10.I exxageration, and do not do well with rhetorical questions
11. I never know what I want for christmas, but I dont like suprises.
12. I love to kiss
13. I love to laugh 14. I'm the most likely person I know to be impregnated by God with Baby Jesus the second

from now on i rely on divine intervention.

my family kicks your family's ass

My Interests

karaoke because tramps like us, baby they were born to run, cowbell, clap tracks, and alliteration, Carlo Rossi, toys, hanging shelves to put my toys on, hating fucking snakes, (people who eminate the qualities sterotypical of the animal not the actual animal).

I'd like to meet:

someone who hasn't seen spamalot yet.

Music:

music that my friends make.....music that i can shake my ass too, music that I can sing to in the car and sing off tune and sing loudly and sing at karaoke and sing in the shower.

Movies:

My Blue Heaven, Leon the professional, Total Recall, Dog Day afternoon, The Shining, Jaws, Indiana Jones, Monty Python, True Romance, Vacations (in this particular order), Vampires, Zombies, Werewolves, Creatures, Fangs, Claws, Wings... and Murder.

Television:

the L word

Books:

The little Prince, and the works of evil genius'

Heroes:

my grandfather and andrew martin mack... and my pumpkin.

My Blog

missing things

Missing to me feels like a part of me is unattached.Whether or not this feeling is directed toward a posession that is necessary, or in the case that its a beloved human being, this feeling can be dau...
Posted by Gina Darling on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST

Idling insecurities and splendid achievments

For some lingering suspicious reason i find it less comfortable lately to look at myself in the mirror.andI am learning how to drive stick shift
Posted by Gina Darling on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:08:00 PST

***Buy Low, Sell High

It's having confidence in the choices I am making that will not make me a fucking sucker. So please climb on board with me, or mind your own damn business, cause I gotta do what I gotta do. over...
Posted by Gina Darling on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:29:00 PST

FIND A MENTOR

talents to master before the summer is over: 1. surfing 2. whistling 3. driving stick shift 4. how to make that cheesless spanikopita jane had at her grduation party 5. charming the pants right...
Posted by Gina Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THIS IS IMPORTANT

I never type in these things, but a wonderful girl I know makes lots of them and has inspired me. This summer I will not have a job, by choice, not because I'ma loser. I haven't had a jobless summ...
Posted by Gina Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nick Dellapenna

said I looked pretty in this picture. and so did chris lombardi. so there suckers.
Posted by Gina Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST