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white boy

Is that anything? Is that Mothra?!

About Me

My last name is Male...seriously. I'm back in New York. I apparently enjoy collecting parking tickets from the greater city of Los Angeles. I have about a bakers dozen now. I totaled my first car listening to Life Of Agony. I had an ulcer when I was a kid.I hiked Mount Washington. I love Barbecue. I cook. I'm a nice boy. I hate mushrooms. I enjoy seltzer. Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick...

My Interests

music, movies, sideburns, tea, listening to classical while i shower, Raisin Bran, Fruity Pebbles, the New York Yankees, Golf, Cranberry juice, your mother...

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Ghandi, loose women. Not in that order.

Music:

Hip-Hop, Rock, Classic Rock, Blues, Classical, Ben Folds, The Streets, Sage Francis, Nas, Weezer, Wu Tang, Common Sense, KRS One, Jedi Mind Tricks, Denali, Zeppelin, Tool, Life of Agony, Johnny Cash, Neil Young, Elvis Costello, Dizzee Rascal, Black Flag, The Ramones, The Misfits, Sick Of It All, Bun-B, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, RL Burnside, Lightnin' Hopkins, Smokey Robinson, Cypress Hill, A Tribe Called Quest, Stevie Wonder, Sunny Day Real Estate, Call It Arson, and on, and on, and on...

Movies:

To many to name but my favorite of all time is Night of the Living Dead, and seven

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, ESPN, Adult Swim, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy(that shit is funny i don't even care), Entourage

Books:

anything written by Bret Easton Ellis or Shel Silverstein, Fast Food Nation, Reefer Madness

Heroes:

Bret Favre, Ben Folds, Henry Rollins, George Romero, my Grandmother (in no particular order)