viagra |
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how...
Posted by †CRYPT KEEPER† on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:11:00 PST |
BREAKFAST IN MOLELAND!! |
Breakfast in Moleland
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, ...
Posted by †CRYPT KEEPER† on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST |
BISHOP & DA ASS!! |
Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the race...
Posted by †CRYPT KEEPER† on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:51:00 PST |
TOY FACTORY JOBS!! |
Tickle These, Elmo
A women desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory.The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy...
Posted by †CRYPT KEEPER† on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:45:00 PST |
A WOMEN WENT 2 A PRIEST WIT A PROBLEM!! |
A woman went to her priest with a problem...
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever ...
Posted by †CRYPT KEEPER† on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:40:00 PST |
IF U KAN READ IT........GO AHEAD!!! |
Yo solo quiero que olvides su nombre El a ti te engaa, y eso no es de un hombre Cuando te deje sola no te asombres Vente conmigo, y borraras su nombre Yo solo quiero que olvides su nombre El a ti te e...
Posted by †CRYPT KEEPER† on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 09:28:00 PST |
21 QUESTIONS!! |
1.Your Full Name:--->2. Age:--->3. Favorite Color?--->4. Favorite Movie:--->5. Favorite Song:--->6. Favorite Band:--->7. Most Embarassing Moment:--->8. Are you a virgin?--->HER...
Posted by †CRYPT KEEPER† on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 08:16:00 PST |
MORE QUESTIONS PEOPLE!! |
what would you do if I? 1. I made a move on u: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I asked you on a date: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I ran away from home: 8. I got in...
Posted by †CRYPT KEEPER† on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 05:04:00 PST |
