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Matty B!!!

This isnt where I parked my car!!!

About Me


100 Things About MeThat's right. 100 Things, about me...
1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ? Right Eyebrow, Friend flipped a Montero, 30 stitches...
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Blue and shitty. Its a compnay phone so its free.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Hah! Haha. Ha. Read the damned section.
5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? Some blue mushrooms
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A Firehouse Sub sandwich
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Not having to worry about stuff.
8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? No idea.
10.WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? No trust...
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Cant remember
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? Im not picky
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Any combination can be attracive. Just not peroxide blonde.
15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS? They are my only friends.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Both!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Meat (any kind) and pineapple
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? See question 6
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? Hmmm...dont remember, but Im sure it wasnt long ago.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? yep...pig latin.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? How the hell should I know? Babies are too preoccupied with breathing and not crapping themselves to remember details.
22. DO U LIKE SOMEONE? yes...myself j/k
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't be retarded. I'm not fourteen.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR? Aston Martin DB9.
27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE? A fine institution, for later in life.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I've never regarded 'falling in love' as being a conscious choice. Dumb question.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? With, y'know... words. Yeah. That'll work.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 68..hee hee
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? 411...or pizza hut.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? John Basedow, and liars...
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US? Yup.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Procrastination.
36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Hmmm...a blender
37. FIRST JOB? IronWorker
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yup.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Working...what I am supposed to be doing now.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? A second set of arms under my first so I could play guitar and play drums simultaneously.
41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE? None.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My sense of humor. Because it's fucking awesome.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Become a moonshiner, like the good ole Duke Boys. Yee-hah!
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Money!
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? No more than two. Overpopulation issues.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yep...Matthew the Apostle
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Hell no.
48. WHICH FINGER{s} IS YOUR FAVORITE? middle...WTF?
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? No Idea
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? When I can read it.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE? Potatoes. Fried.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Procrastination.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? None, really. What I have on my computer is a diferent story.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd have kicked my ass by now.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? I'd like to say no, but I can't be sure. Never in a damaging way, I hope.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? In what sense? Be specific, biatch. Probably yes.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? Attacking my drums. Blowing stuff up on my Xbox.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Q-Run...enough said
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Nope...trust has to be earned
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Too many to choose from.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? around 50...just had it stolen so Im working on it.
62. DO YOU USE SARCASM? My Stock in Trade Baby!!!
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? Many, many Times
63. Do you like GWAR? Nope...too much showmanship...not enough skill.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Four limbs, for exanple.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? asshole, matty b, motherfucker....j/k
67. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED? Got in a wreck once which sucked.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope
69. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SPILLED? The beans. Hah! I'm so funny.
71.WHAT'S THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED? The carpet.
72.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOURS? black and blue...thats right!
73. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS? Check my favorite music list.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? Two so far, the other two are coming in...hurts like a MOFO.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes. Yes I do. Because I'm a nosy fucker.
76. WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? my boss bitching...blah blah blah
77. LAST THING YOU ATE? sausage biscuit...mmm...greasy
78.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? some redneck here at work.
79.WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? depends on the person ;)
80.FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? WTF?
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE: John Basedow...that fucker is annoying
82. FAVORITE DRINK: Yeungling and Gatorade, not together though ;)
83.FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN: WTF?
84.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? To Play? Golf To Watch? Football
85.WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown
86.EYE COLOR? Blue
88.SIBLINGS? A sister
89.FAVORITE MONTH? April
90.DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? Not Particularly
91.LAST THING YOU WATCHED? UFC
92.FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? July 4
93.ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK PEOPLE OUT? Nope...usually too drunk to be coherent though
94. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer
95.KISSES OR HUGS? All good.
Where the fuck is 96-100?

My Interests

Well if you live in Mobile these are kind of limited....so I guess partying, shooting pool, playing music...and partying some more!!!

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 30 years just for shits and giggles.

Music:

slipknot, chimaira, killswitch engage, shadows fall, mudvayne, 40 below summer, mushroomhead, and pantera...in no particular order
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Movies:

are usually about 1 1/2 to 2 hours long and cost about $7 or $8 bucks

Television:

family guy, nip/tuck, history channel, and discovery channel.

Books:

Hmm...so many...Robert Jordan, Terry Goodkind, Dragonlance, R.A. Salvatore, L. Ron Hubbard, Clive Cussler...could keep going on

Heroes:

My Hero?...I saw this three legged dog the other day....having sex with another dog...and the other dog had four legs...you would figure the one with four legs would be the pitcher, but alas, he was the catcher...go tripod, go...

My Blog

Rant List (Entry 2)

Ok, listen up, all of my loyal readers.  I apologize profusely. I know it has been a while since I posted any rants, but my secret duties as an international espionage agent has been taking up a ...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:07:00 PST

First Installment of the Rant List!

Ok, listen up, all of my loyal readers.  I apologize profusely. I know it has been a while since I posted any rants, but my secret duties as an international espionage agent has been taking up a ...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:07:00 PST

Daily (Almost) Rant for 4/23/08

Here is the last installment of stereotypical bar personalities that really piss me off.  This has been an ongoing post over the last week or so, and I will try to wrap things up today.  We ...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:40:00 PST

Daily (Almost) Rant for 4/18/08

As I stated in my rant yesterday, for the next couple of posts I will have an ongoing topic of stereotypical bar patrons that just piss me the fuck off in general.  I gave you the premise as well...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:03:00 PST

Daily (Almost) Rant for 4/17/08

Drinking is an American pastime, almost like baseball minus the competition. It's a wonder drug that can do anything! What happens when you get mad? Drink! What happens when you are happy? Drink! What...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:07:00 PST

Daily (Almost) Rant for 4/15/08

The Mall.  I hate the fucking place... in fact, just typing the word "mall" makes me regret that I didn't choke on my lunch earlier, causing me to collapse on floor and die a horrible death due t...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST

Daily (Almost) Rant for 4/11/08

First off, why is everyone scared of rain?!?! Its fucking water! I don't know about you, but last time I checked, I drank about 4 cups of it already today and I distinctly remember coating myself in t...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:51:00 PST

Daily (Almost) Rant for 4/9/08

Everyone gets hungry on occasion; unfortunately, not everyone has the time, patience or money to splurge on Stouffers Lasagna and Oreo Double Stuffs from the Super Wal-Mart down the street. Instead, J...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:53:00 PST

Daily (Almsot) Rant for 4/8/08

I know all potijuana participants are going to be infuriated about the subject of my latest dose of haterade, I’m sorry to spew knowledgeable bile upon your smoke filled day. But please, before ...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:00:00 PST

Dail (Almost) Rant for 4/7/08

I hate the fucking beach. Ok, not really. But there are certain things about the beach that I could very well do without.  "But Matt, whatever do you mean?" You may ask&Listen here kiddies.If you...
Posted by Matty B!!! on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:25:00 PST