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Brian

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About Me


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My Interests

photography, nonsense, reasoning, the power of the mind.

I'd like to meet:

Smart-asses with medium sized mood swings.

Music:

A Band of Horses, Tegan and Sara, Neil Diamond, The Knife, Glass Candy, Quitzow, Hey Champ, Bill Withers, Mr Lif, Journey, Martha and the Muffins, Brett Dennan, Architecture in Helsinki, Antony and the Johnsons, Bennie Sings, Charles Mingus, Esquivel, Brian Eno, Kraftwerk, Mark Mothersbaugh, Will Oldham, Dorothy Ashby, Hound Dog Taylor, M Ward, Sufjan Stevens, Iron & Wine, Daniel Lanois, Daniel Johnston, Danielson Famile Vashti Bunyan, Emmy Lou Harris, Charlie Parker, Frank Zappa, MIA, Mia Doi Todd, Cibbo Matto, Willie Nelson, Fleetwood Mac, Walter Egan, Journey, Hall & Oates, Curtis Mayfield, Ray Charles, anything on Stax/Volt. DUNGEN!!! Dengue Fever, Wolfmother, Danielson Famile, A Certain Ratio, Plastic Bertrand, Hollertronix, Jethro Tull, Neutral Milk Hotel, Beatles, Beach Boys, Nick Cave, Nick Drake, Flaming Lips, Jello Biafra, Guided By Voices, Howlin Wolf, John Lee Hooker, Elmore James, George Harrison, John Lennon, some Wings, Old Michael Jackson, Leonard Cohen, Weezer, Wagner, Mozart, Queen, old Who, Wesley Willis, Cindy Lauper, Squeeze, Duran Duran, Bruce Springsteen (but only Nebraska all his other albums eat shit!) Old Neil Young (because new Neil sounds like a retarded child) Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Beck, Talking Heads, David Byrne, Television, Roger Miller, Ratatat, The Souped Up White Trash Mobile, Dime Detectives, Candyland Riots, Devo, Blondie, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Son House, Q Lazzarus, Thin Lizzy, Sweet, William Shatner, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Hasil Adkins, Wilco, Radiohead, Woody AND Arlo Guthrie, Pete Seeger, Bob Dylan, FOR FUCK SAKE JOHNNY CASH!! Devendra Banhart.... umm I work in records... this might take a while...

Movies:

Rushmore... Overnight the Troy Duffy Story, In the Realms of the Unreal, Karate Bearfighter, Street Fighter (Chiba not Van Damme), Waiting for Guffman, The Beaver Trilogy, Fellini, Kubrick,Zhang Yimou, Steven Soderberg, Jonathan Demme, Sam Raimi, John Huston, PT Anderson, Wes Anderson, Hitchcock, Alexandro Jodorowsky, Frank Capra, Billy Wilder, George Cukor, Woody Allen, Roger Corman, Brian DePalma, Terry Gilliam, Jean-Luc Goddard, Werner Herzog, Peter Jackson, Kurosawa, Sergio Leone, George Lucas, David Lynch, Sam Peckinpah, Orson Welles, Roman Polanski, Scorsese, Ridley Scott, Oliver Stone, Spielberg, Zhang Yimou.

Television:

The Shield, Lost, The Simpsons - until 4 seasons ago, Match Game am and pm before 1980. Gene Rayburn Rocks! Family Guy, Price is Right, the Deadliest Catch, What not to Wear, Weeds, America's Next Top Model.

Books:

Foucault's Pendulum, The Hobbit, Kon-Tiki, Alive - the story of the Andes survivors, Welcome to the Monkey House, The Assassin's Handbook, The Unauthorized Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper.

Heroes:

Nikolai Tesla, Robert Pollard, my Dad, William Wallace, Martin Luther King, Elvis, JFK, Steven Spieldberg, PT Anderson, Noam Chomsky, Arthur C Clarke, JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis. and L. Ron Hubbard for having the audacity to mind-fuck millions of easy listeners!! Kudos douche bag!

My Blog

Happy Birthday to Blah

There is a certain satisfaction one gets from knowing his life is near rock bottom. It's a goal that can be reached with a little perseverance and simple lack of self respect. It's like winning a race...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:01:00 PST

Bob Barker - Retard...I mean retired

Bob Barker, television legend and avid ASPCA spokesperson, taped his last hosted episode of the super-popular Price is Right gameshow on Wednesday, June 6, 2007. For more than 35 years Barker has summ...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

And Justice for All

Smells like idiots with authority to me... sniff sniff."A man trying to pay a fee using $2 bills was arrested, handcuffed and taken to jail after clerks at a Best Buy store questioned the currency's l...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

INNOCENCE

This is so fucking sad I almost couldn't stand to blog about it, however, it needs to be read by as many people as possible. The war in Iraq has cost not only trillions (yes I said trillions) of dolla...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

Grrrrrindhouse!

Okay so... I watched the new Rodriguez/ Tarantino epic (Grindhouse) this week and I gotta say... I was only marginally impressed. Let me just see if I can get to the bottom of why people aren't flocki...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:36:00 PST

Go to hell Texas... oh right.. sorry...

It is without permission that I am apologetically forced to recopy this tragedy here... -brianIn Texas, a white teenager burns down her family's home and receives probation. A black one shoves a hall ...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

On my failings as a photographer

So, I've been really really excited lately. Wanna know why? Of course you do, here you are reading my blog.... I've been getting a serious ocular boner lately looking at all my friends photos. Some of...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

Borat... Great Success!

Dear Mr. Sagdiev We at the peoples republic of Dear Little Pony wish to extend to you our congratulations on your successful conquest of the people of the United States and America. Please to answer...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Snakes on a mutherfuckin' Blog

The marketing behind this film is perhaps the best I've ever seen.Snakes +Plane+Sam Jackson = me shitting my pants with visible glee and uncontrollable laughter. Samuel L Jackson may just be the hippe...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST

Snakes on the Brain

I would have thought that a Friday night 7pm showing on opening weekend at Mann's Chinese Theater would have been more packed, but I would have been wrong. Considering the movie in question Snakes on ...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST