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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Somewhere between over the rainbow and the pits of oblivion, the forsaken spawn of a thousand screaming lepers gave birth to a sentient being named Kaal-Attu. With his eight mighty fists, he wrought in the furnaces of the unnameable a single weapon. A weapon of such destructive power and likewise capable of such perfect cottony softness that it was destined to be swept under the endless rug of the forgetful Banuaatu, keeper of all that is sticky. This weapon bore a name: Approaching Silence. Four mortal men were chosen to wield this weapon, clumsily if not proficiently. Thier names were Charles the long limbed, Chester the wielder of vicious tickle, Ben of fecal neutron fingers, and Wallace the substantial. These four men carried the weapon in the maw of Gadspur until the time was near for Klamato-zuul's return. For all events and purposes, Klamato-zuul was a figment of thier imagination... an idea purposefully brought about to upset the balance of the great leaping hordes of the posi-negi ethersphere. With the balance turned in the favor of the negi, the universe faced certain strawberry flavored destruction. When the knowledge of this great misunderstanding presented itself to the four, the only choice was obvious: they must destroy the weapon. Using each of thier damnable powers, the four then cast the weapon into the forge-fires of the sacred kiln on the second floor of Macy's in the sixth ward of the seventieth dimension of non-existence. Only there could the weapon be dissolved and the universe be saved forever. Or at least until the following Tuesday.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/12/2007
Band Members: vocals: Chesta

guitar:Charles

bass:Wallace

drums:Ben

Influences: the 70 year old man on Bourbon Street in New Orleans that kept trying to get us to go into a bar with him so he can buy us a drink... MAN he was creepy. That, and a box of confetti with dog shit in the bottom.
Sounds Like: Razorblade Princess ...fucking around in the jamroom... Suffocate
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Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None