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Spiral Architect

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About Me


..i'm a fucking geek. i'm a sarcastic prick. i'm an anal musician. i'm also a loyal friend, i bring an open mind, and i flood the earth with other pseudo-egotistical qualities that make the world a more tolerable- and even delightful place to live. all i'm saying is, enjoy the time you have with me, and i'll do my best to reciprocate... did i mention i'm also a dick? but not really.a href=

My Interests

-music and the guitar. my first loves. -my family with their disfunctional and well-meaning antics -videoegames. xbox tag: Vengful Axelord. -food. cooking it, smelling it(provided it's not egg salad), and watching it be cooked... preferably for me. -just about every sport not named hockey or soccer. the jets, yanks, knicks(though i care less and less about them as each terrible season passes.) -my hair when it's twice as long as it is now. lol -second chances and new beginnings... life's too short

I'd like to meet:

nice, funny people who have similar interests and junk... oh and chicks who'll "bang" me... whatever that means.

bands are welcome to add me as well. just please don't waste mine and your time if you play emo, indie, whiny punk or any other testicle-free music. now fuck off.to quote the Great Jim Gaffigan: "i love you and bacon."

Music:


MMMMMETALLLLLLLL!!!!!!

*AHEM!*

Okay, now for real:

METAL:
ZAMORA
Arch Enemy
ANGRA
Lamb of God
Nevermore
Children of Bodom
Old Extol
Opeth
Sonata Arctica
Edguy
Dragonforce
Gamma Ray
Nocturnal Rites
Primal Fear
Shadows fall
Symphony X
Iced Earth
Iron Maiden
Amon Amarth
Testament
Black Label Society
Strapping Young Lad
Pantera (R.I.P. Dime)
Megadeth
Death (R.I.P. Chuck)
Old Metallica
Old Hatebreed
Slayer
Old Life of Agony
Old In Flames
Old Soilwork
Sepultura(with max)
Overkill
Motorhead
Old The Haunted
At the Gates
Queensryche
Anthrax
Sabbath
Old Machinehead
Dimmu Borgir
Manowar
Hammerfall
Demons & Wizards
Dream Theater
and many more.

OTHER ROCKING STUFF:
ac/dc
Soundgarden
Primus
Sublime
Allman Brothers
Gov't Mule
Warren Zevon(R.I.P.)
Alice in Chains
Steely Dan
Fagen
Pink Floyd

Satch
Vai
Tony MacAlpine
Vinnie Moore
Malmsteen
Jimi
Blues and Jazz:
BB King
Buddy Guy
Muddy Waters
Robert Cray
Taj Mahal
Return To Forever
Mahavishnu Orchestra
Miles Davis
Billy Cobham
Stanley Clarke
Al Dimeola
Chick Corea
Bela Fleck
Victor Wooten
Frank Gambale
and any jazz you don't hear in an elevator-

BROTHERS OF METAL:
Divine Signs
Enrage
Clash With Society
Zamora
To more in the future! "drink to your brothers, who are never to fall..." ::drinks::-of couse there's so much more... genres and bands. music is the doctor. ;)

Movies:

i love movies. as a matter of fact, i made a fucking huuuge list, but it didn't freakin' save. so fuck it!

Television:

Metalocalypse
Heroes!
Top Chef
Hell's Kitchen
Sopranos
The Simpsons
Mythbusters
Ren and Stimpy (spongebob's a ripoff, fuck him!)
Family Guy
Adult Swim
Entourage
The History Channel
Discovery Channel
etc...

Books:

Stephen King
Dean Koontz
Terry Brooks
Terry Goodkind
Tolkein
Tsr there's alot more but i'm primarily a fantasy geek.

Heroes:

Only glorify the ones who truly mean something to you... unless they play a nasty guitar. then by all means, glorify away.

GUITAR HEROES-
Al Dimeola
Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
Roy Buchannon
Eric Clapton
Jeff Beck
Yngwei Malmsteen
Michael Romeo
John Petrucci
Zakk Wylde
Kiko
Jeff Loomis
Dimebag (R.I.P)
Dave Mustaine
Tony Iommi
John Schaffer
Sean Egan(my fucking nigger!)
and my bro and my pops for the inspirado (awwww shut up!) ;)