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Nick Rastenis

Horn's Win! Hook'em Horns we on top of the Rock!

About Me

I need money, please message me with a amount of your donation for my new Charity for helping save Liberals in the ferocious xenophobic and fundamentalist jungles of the midwest, and south. I know liberals are an endangered species in those regions and I beilive a new stratagey is needed, not to better intagrate them to dangerouse terrain. I will 1st start by pimping out new limo's, Ill extend some Ford F150 Limo, and for those in Olahoma that hate Ford ill also do Chevey;s extend the cab, then add some long horns to the grill, perhaps for those Ohio and Kansas Nascar lovers ill give a unique paint jobs verying from racing stripes and numbers, allway bold. The engine need an intake and blower as well, dont forget the visible gun racks behind the main cab. Owe alos for those tail gaters, and country music, to church tailgaters ill even throw in a BBQ in the trunk thats right coal burning only that gas shit is better left for your cabin house heating fool. for those long lonley trips through the flat flat great plains and for your camping needs ill install thos bright ass rack of head lights on top of the roof of the cab, and 2 remote controlled posable spottlights, the interior need to be fully equiped with 4 coolers for those back seat or bed needs to drink your favorite beer be that Bud, Miller, Naty light, Old Style, Schltz, Sheafer, The Beast, Lone Star, Stroh's, I will also throw in for free cusimized coosies with your state slogan on itFor Instatance:"Ohio puts the O in GOP" "I love my kan's Ass" "I left my Heart in Branson Missery" "Arkansas! a new name for state gang" "JOOOOOOkalhoma" "Agian how big are you? Well im Texas" "Dick! meet Florida" Sweet Car-O-lina" "No one Takes the South Out of MY Car-O-lina, Punk!" "Alabama is for Gunners" "What is your new Parish Lousiana"Its a jungle out there and my head hurts, I must be hung over. that was a product of my enjoying my evening too liberally.Bummer

My Interests

Drawing, painting, designing, music, concerts, plays, Reading, Dancing, Bars, clubs, drinking, driving, Chicago and Houston, Austin, Anything Southern. . .long walks in landfills with seaguls pooping on me

I'd like to meet:

Mike Ness, David Bowie, Berloft Brecht, Henrick Ibsen (It was sugested by one of my classmates that I Email Ibsen after an in class disscussion, I decided to Throw my coffee at said classmate.),David Mamet, Sam Sheppard, Mike Ditka,

Movies:

The Big lobowski, Lawrence of Arabia, Patton, Boondock Saints, Blad Runner, Dune (david lynch's sucka), Heat, The Royal Teninmbaums, Rushmore, Young Frankenstien, History of the World part I, any and all Mel Brooks films, Fight Club, Aliens, Real Geniuse, Meet the Feebles, Heat, The God Father Saga, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 1945 a love story, Bali Wood, Casablanca, The Maltice Falcon, My Blue Heaven, Flash Gordon, Spinal Tap, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive, The Monster Squad, anything Hitchcock,

Television:

24, Miami Ink, , American Chopper, Mr. Show, Saturday Nite Live, The Daily Show, West Wing, Mash, Simpsons, South Park, Soparanos, Six Feet Under, ESPN, Pardon the Interurption,

Books:

Greek Tragidy's, Euripides: The Bachia, Agamemnon, pheadra, Shakespearean Tragidy's, Hamlet, The Scottish Play, The Tempest, Oscar Wilde: Portrait of Dorian Gray, and short works, Dostoyevsky: Notes from the Underground, Crime and Punishment, Milton: Paradise Lost, Beuowolf, 1984, Catch 22, T.S. Elltiot, Edgar Allen Poe: short works, America the book by John Stewart, Chuck Palinuk, Henrik Ibsen, Hedda Gabbler, Berloft Brecht Three Penny Opera,

Heroes:

Joe Strummer memorial in Tompkins Square Park, New York City.

My Blog

Bad Religion - "Let Them Eat War" Live At The Palladium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHRTI8dnjp4 "Let them Eat War!" This song is for John McCain and Sara Palin. Bad Religion say it best, and check out Tim from Rise Against free style wow!...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:34:00 PST

stomache is on burning pit of dispaire

so i believe i completed  all my drafting for Romeo and Julliet,  exhausted but with a little sense of relief i went to the bar for a drink.  afterwards went to get 3 slces of pizza and...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:17:00 PST

sorry if I have been out of the picture but something terrible happend in my college last

I dont know how much deatail or graphics I can get into, or voice my opinion on the administrations policy's on work study and expectations of final product, or the oversight.    a...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:50:00 PST

New Haven is 52 degrees, its summer time, and AFI covers the cure. Im confused seriously world

im rather confused today not only was the weather cold in the summer but I ran into a friend of a friend having this video on there myspace profile and was rather perplexed and suprised and confused y...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:18:00 PST

yikes!!! this quizz firghtened me. . .

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lvn.jpg">>You're Lolita!by Vladimir NabokovConsidered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed withsex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from soc...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

Cubs WIn bitches . . .

for the 1st time in in many  many many of my Years I can finaly say it THE CUBS ARE NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!in the NL central the brew crew is on its way out no more second rate wiscons...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

Im dorking out tonight before I hit up the town

Vader Sessions?   I dont want to spoil this really greatly editied parody on StarWars.  If you dig it check out this porduction company they are really bad ass and up and coming. . .&nb...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:01:00 PST

My toilet. . . My F'n Tiolet

Why is it no matter where I live in any state, or city, I allways find apartments that have the worst toilet plumbing issues. example today I had to pitch a monster loaf, didn't think anything of it....
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:13:00 PST

Cooking Rice? Anyone? rice im a morron twin

I had a great Idea I was out shopping at Trader Joe's Yesterday afternoon and I came across a great brain fart concept to Make myself some Mole last night. This would call for allot of ingredients, th...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST

Dating in New Haven hella fucked up!

This match.com shit is over for me this marks the 4th weird ass date experience, i went from bored off my ass listening to myself talk, to a Polish girl that wants to get married because she wants cit...
Posted by Nick Rastenis on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST