Joe Loki Swarley - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Whytheferret.net for all your pointless rants.
I once ate 1000 fireflies.
I'm pretty much ridiculous.
When I'm drunk I'm completely ridiculous.
I like big league chew.I like cookie crisp.
I miss Santa Cruz. North Carolina can't compare =..
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Talk to me on AIM! WhyTheFerret
I suck.
I throughly enjoy Mogwai. I them. I'm a U.S. Marine and I enjoy music. I enjoy the colors blue and grey. I also enjoy firing weapons. And delicious home baked cookies.
OMG MOGWAI RULES.
Alright, so I joined the USMC in sept or '05 on a whim. I act before thinking of consequences. Sometimes people get confused and claim I am actually intelligent. I can assure you that this is not true. I wish I was cool. When you see me, it's a good bet that I'm trying to be cool. Groups of people make me uncomfortable. I like hanging out with friends, but highly value solitude. I try my best not to judge people too harshly. I don't like getting inconvenienced. I like acting childish on occasion. I don't like it when people fuck with my friends or family. Fuck with them, and I'll fuck you up.
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not Canadian.
I used to have friends. Then I didn't.
A lot sure happens when nothing is going on...
I'm in the baddest football firm on Camp Lejeune. We will fuck you up. Oi!

My Interests

Hockey, Airsoft, MacGyver, Blowing Stuff Up, Shooting Things, Drinking Heavily, Knives, Flashlights, Lighters, Radios, Friends, Women, Music, Ranting, Raving.

I'd like to meet:

Richard Dean Anderson, Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Hunter S. Thompson, Subcomandante Marcos, Great Teacher Onizuka. DETHKLOK

Music:

Dethklok, Einherjer, Finntroll, KMFDM, Dream Theater, Rush, Steve Miller Band, Avantasia, Edguy, Manowar, Blind Guardian, Hammerfall, Rhapsody, Kamelot, Sonata Arctica, Symphony X, Nightwish, Gamma Ray, Helloween, Edguy, Iron Maiden, Peter Gabriel, Nevermore, Buckethead, Children Of Bodom, Oomph!, Liquid Tension Experiment, Joe Satriani, Journey, Loudness, Dokken, Franz Ferdinand, Radiohead, The Smashing Pumpkins, Velvet Revolver, The Darkness, Evergrey, Archontes, Helreid, Skanners, Arthemis, Flogging Molly, King Crimson, Lacrimas Profundere, MIRV, Powerman 5000, Samael, Led Zeppelin, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Primus, Freedom Call, Angra, Pagan's Mind, Sinergy, Stratovarius, SuidAkra, Reel Big Fish, Thyrfing, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Therion, Tristania, Tiamat, Adrian Belew, Arch Enemy, Armored Saint, Blinded By Faith, Aeternitas, Battlelore, Beseech , Paradise Lost, Darkwell, Dark Tranquility, Andrea Bocelli, Antonio Vivaldi, Deltron, Dropkick Murphys, Kitaro, Big Dumb Face, Red Army Choir, Rammstein, Suspyre, Mogwai, Ludovico Einaudi, Andromeda, Time Requiem, Vision Divine, Within Temptation, Shpongle, Scorpions, Sting, The Police, Tenacious D, Sigur Rs, M83, Saxon, Overkill, Accept, Running Wild, The Beach Boys, Rooney, Lynard Skynard, Warren Zevon, Bob Dylan, RJD2, Gorillaz, Queens Of The Stone Age, Juno Reactor, Arwen, Dragonland, Dreamtale, Brainstorm, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Shiny Toy Guns, MEW, The Appleseed Cast, We Are Scientists, OK GO, The Fray, Feist, Secret Machines, Dick Dale, Steve Vai. Neil Young, Bright Eyes, The Postal Service, Cobra Starship, Ben Kweller, Young Love, Broken Social Scene. And about a zillion other bands that I haven't bothered to add. http://www.last.fm/user/whytheferret/

Movies:

Black Jack. Surf Ninjas. Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels. Equilibrium. Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Boondock Saints. Wayne's World. Ocean's Eleven(original). The Bourne Identity. The Bourne Supremacy, Mean Girls, SLC Punk.

Television:

MXC, The History Channel, Family Guy, Futurama and Stargate SG-1, MacGyver, Hockey, Metalocalypse, LOST.

Books:

I like books.
Ender's Game.
Sword Of Truth.

Heroes:

My Dad and my Grandpa. They are two of the greatest people I know.
Chief and Ned. The best brothers anyone could ask for.
MacGyver.
Vladimir Lenin.
Subcomandante Marcos.
Great Teacher Onizuka.
Dethklok
the inventor of shrinky dinks.

My Blog

Sleeves.....

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Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:53:00 PST

Ooooh snap!

whytheferret.net !!! The only site that can boast being the home of eyebrow snakes!Expect updates whenever I feel like it!Free coffee!Bingo every tuesday!...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST

Surfing T-Rexs

So I got to thinking about t-rexs....THAT SURF! how cool would that be? Imagine having that as a pet. You have a t-rex(way awesome) that surfs!(whoa). I mean, someone would be trying to be all cool an...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST

Alligators With Parachutes vs Koreans

Alright, so i was reading the news and saw that North Korea tested a nuclear bomb. A lot of people are saying they didn't because the reading was very small.(re:500 metric tons of TNT). But thats a mo...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

Avast! and what have you.

when you've known someone for awhile and they decide to stop talking to you completely, you can't help but wonder. was it something you did? were you too annoying? unimportant enough that they're fine...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST

Alligator Parachutes

Okay. So I got this great idea. Alligators with parachutes. How awesome would that be? Probably the best idea ever, in the history of best ideas. We could use them in iraq. who's gonna fuck with an al...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST

Eyebrow Snakes: World's Deadliest Creature

I took this from a comment I left Kalie. I need to educate the masses about eyebrow snakes. Please follow intently.Oh man. eyebrow snakes. where to begin...Eyebrow snakes are easily the worlds deadlie...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:26:00 PST

What's up with...

... me being called a hitler youth all the time? Not that I care mind you. But seriously. I was talking to jpeg and he called me a hitler youth. I told lisa that he did and she was like, but you are! ...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:52:00 PST

Probably My Greatest Achievement Ever.

Its a lot harder then it looks.Plus, who doesn't like red vine mustaches?...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST

Story For The Mysterious Blonde

This totally took forever. And my carpal tunnel is killing me now. But it was so worth it. Probably my best work. EVER.Part 1:One day there was a man with a lawnmower. He was trimming his carpet. It[...
Posted by Joe Loki Swarley on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST