Loren has lots of stitches in her leg |
Hey guys! Guess what? I have lots of stitches in my right shin. The gash was 9cm accross and went all the way to the bone.Want to know how it happened?Just know that it was due to an INCREDIBLE act of...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:39:00 PST |
If you need a laugh.... |
...You might get one reading about my unfortunate series of events which occured on Friday October 13th: Friday the 13th. Never has been an issue for me, I'm not superstitious and I've never had a pr...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Fall |
The trees are on fireRed OrangeAnd YellowThe trees are burningBurning in fallTheir colors ignite the grey That blankets our little worldThey stand thereSo vividSo pureSo tangibly realNo words can desc...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:08:00 PST |
Coconuts and Pirates |
Alright... I've always wondered the end lyric to the coconut song Zazu sings in The Lion King. Here it is:I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. There they are a-standin' in a row. Big ones, small one...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST |
Two types of Love: the new theory |
Ok, so here's my new crazy Loren theory... and let me say right now that there are of course exclusions and exceptions to this theory... this is just something I've noticed. There are two types of lo...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:45:00 PST |
Positively laughable |
Here are a few of my favorite quotes from my French exchange student, Sandra: "I am cute" -- after she turned around looking like an Eskimo with her hood all pulled up and tight "I want survival!...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Thu, 11 May 2006 06:22:00 PST |
I have the best sister EVER |
So basically my sister is adorable. I got a letter in the mail today telling me how to best relieve my stress (aka smashing the shit out of a happy snowglobe) and listing all the things she loves me f...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:07:00 PST |
I'm shallow when it comes to H20 |
So, basically I'm supposed to drink more water. That's what my doctor says, that's what my parents say, and that's what my crazy runner friends say. So I figured I should start. The only problem is th...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:49:00 PST |
Foam [3/05/04] |
Yeah. Today I'm going to talk about trampolines, smoke bombs, snappers, and foam. First of all let me say that when I'm around people younger than me, I become their age. Yeah, kinda scary, but really...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:44:00 PST |
Quotes from France [7/18/04] |
Sadly most of you won't understand the inside jokes of these quotes, or know the people who said them, but here they are anyway:"Dude! They speak another language over here!" --Mike"Je suis Francaise"...
Posted by The mysterious blonde on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:43:00 PST |
