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Berny D

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I still love music above everything. There is more to me - really - I have a point of view and everything.

My Interests

Music - I'm lucky enough to play with a top band called "the Vibe" now + then, always a pleasure and a bit of a blag lol. I like people and i hate offices which is why i want to be a Dr. and I also like to have a good time which is bad bcause i live in the middle of nowhere. I have a load of "grown-up" interests but i also like trampolining, slapping people, beer, playing with breasts and things like that

I'd like to meet:

lauren laverne, seth cohen, marcus trescothick, the guy who invented autotune (to slap him), family across the world i've yet to meet, tiff john, muhammad al fayed, the list goes on...

Music:

I LOVE music
1st album i ever owned Oasis - What's The Story
Most influential The Beatles no question
Most played album Abba Definitive Collection :p
Latest obsession The Killers/Maximo Park/Stevie Wonder
Classical composer Ludwig van Beethoven (Beastage!)
Best performance Nigel Kennedy at Larmer Tree - yeh!
Favourite jazz artisteDuke Ellington
I want to be.. Ray Charles
Shaving music Rage Against the Machine

Even i hate stuff tho, including bad lady-r&b/uk garage/emo/teendream rock bands -rooster-euch (not so much the music as their soft orange faces)/dancy stuff that doesnt go anywhere/german rock bands who sing in german/tribute bands/anything even a bit CBBC - see Hanson/the smiths - what on earth?!?!?!?!?! i'll stop before i get an ulcer.

Movies:

Anything that doesn't take itself too seriously (rocky horror show, bridget jones, pride & predjudice mmmm, top gun, buddy cop movies, Ten things i hate about you, shrek now ive seen it) and the Lord of the rings for the quality west country accents

Television:

Father Ted - w/o doubt the best thing on TV ever. Friends, The O.C. Smallville, bits of Bo Selecta, No Angels, Desperate Housewives, Perfect World, Mock the week, Bremner bird and fortune, Futurama when it's on after 8 in the morning, Family Guy, simpsons, hollyoaks, scrubs, will & grace

Books:

bit of everything. catch 22 is a brilliant book
Hopes * They invent a sport that tall, skinny blonde ppl are good at
* Abba finally gain the loving respect they deserve
* One day i'll be able to tango as well as patrick swayze
* River island start making hot clothes again!
* The meaning of life would be nice...
Fears * Haircuts - they're never the same twice, and altho the fro looks skank most days, i still prefer its comforting feel.
* Tornadoes
* Running out of breakfast cereal
* McFly

Heroes:

Seth Cohen because he dumped summer for Luke when ryan left and got her back AFTER getting the goodstuff from Alex who is hot and also a bit lesbian. What a pro. Tony Benn, because he made himself popular without losing his integrity (and he outargued Ali G). ian hislop, for making a career in satire despite being short, bald and ugly. Abba for proving to the world that camp music can be awesome.

My Blog

A Cry For Help

I need some mates (part of a wider problem) to go shopping with me soon. If you have some free time i can take off your hands please sign up below: But be quick, this is a popular activity and space...
Posted by Berny D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

As good as it gets

Hey y'all I'm back 'n' blogging. Doesnt mean i actually have anything to say apart from to declare my undying love for Lauren Laverne on Orange Playlist. Howcumzit she isnt on more daytime stuff?! ...
Posted by Berny D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dreams

hi, i'm back did you miss me? not even a little bit? Anyway, my birthday is coming up, i won't tell you the date, but my TRUE friends will remember and club together to buy me a saxophone. I love you...
Posted by Berny D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AMBITIONS

I've been thinking.... About what I want to do with my life....... And important things like that...... And i came to the conclusion that i'm lacking any bloody idea. So I came up with this list of ...
Posted by Berny D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Need Sleep

First of All. I would like to thank those who recently raised their voices in support of the hair, all two of them, Your collective spirit has heartened me to withstand the ignorant hair-bashing com...
Posted by Berny D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Important, thus feel free to ignore..

Wow, 2 in one day, you are privileged. I'm not cutting my hair! Love me, love the hair (this only applies to those traitors who have the shocking and barefaced contempt for basic human decency to sug...
Posted by Berny D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST