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EfFeRvEsCeNt JeAlOuSnEsS

.....born from the deepest, darkest regions of the twilight zone......

About Me

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What to say about me that is not the ficticous, idealistic, fantasy of what I wish to impose upon you? Hmmm....*thinking*... I hate sports. I do not like them, I do not pretend to like them and I'll only bowl if you get me wasted first. Then, and only then, in my inebriated state, may one take advantage of my unyeilding resolution to not throw big, heavy balls.
With complete conviction, I'll call you a materialistic, consumer whore while I'm online to buy me a Dooney & Bourke bag. Maybe I am aware there is a slight air of hypocricy even though the bag is generously discounted with clearance sales.
I love coffee! *Queue awe-inspiring music* It is the sweet, sweet, caffinated nector that was betrothed to us from the Gods! No One comes between Java and me, especially in the morning. Call it more of a Public Service Anouncement instead of a warning ;)And lastly, a quote to live by: Lostkacz (11:01:57 PM): I don't know anyone with a perfect home life. but none of them use that as an excuse to be an ass. take the which pearl jam song are you? quiz, a product of the pearljammers community.
You Are Most Like Adriana Lima
Intriguing and sultry Which Victoria's Secret Angel Are You?
Which HP Kid Are You?

My Interests

The persuit of the perfect cup of coffee.. the MET, the museum of Natural History, the beach at night, art, drawing, oragami, sewing, READING, swimming, water, traveling to CT just for dinner, metamorphism, astronomy, geology, reading, volcanos, ghost stories, warm weather, necromancy, thwarting herecy (in reference to my own religion), day dreaming to escape reality, traveling, ancient cultures; Egypt, greek Gods, questioning peoples stupidity, shooting down social-megalomania and using large, unnecessary vocabulary to confuse and insult while abominalbly mispelling.

I'd like to meet:

Any metrosexual hottie who....

    shaves his chest idolizes the Gotti way of deep, homosexual suppresion loves plastic women with sexy, ladyboy bodies. sports the orange tan. rocks the blowout. keeps his shirt wide open. wears 3 karats of fake ice in each ear and the gucci chain with matching bracelet. doesn't ask why my vintage bottle of Darwinian Crusade Spiced Wine tastes suspiciously like arsnic.

Take the quiz:
Which Goonie r u?

Data
You are an Inventor! You are silly and quirky, but your inventions deffinately get you out of the bullie's grasps. You're very smart but at times you can be airheaded.



Which Famous Artist are You?


Dali
You are very unique and fantastic. You dream a lot and make lots of trippy artwork. You rock.
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Music:


My Chemical Romance's Myspace Page ~Panic! At the Disco
~Johnny Cash
~Fall Out Boy
~Led Zeppelin
~the Doors
~Rolling Stones
~PJ
~Pink Floyd
~Brand New
~Finch
~System of a Down
~Poe
~No Doubt
~the Offspring
~Stabbing Westward
~My Chemical Romance
~Bad Religion
~Duran Duran
~the Descendants
~Green Day
~TMA
~NiN
~Rob Zombie + White Zombie
~Ministry
~Hole
~Babes in Toyland
~Smashing Pumpkins
~Real Big Fish
~the Mighty Mighty Bosstones
~Scofflaws
~Sponge
~Sneakerpimps
~STP
~Shakira
~Madonna
~Weird Al Yankovic
~Alice in Chains
~Type O Negative
~David Bowie
~Jimi Hendrix
~Oasis
~Blur
~Gorillaz
~All American Rejects
~Fionna Apple
~Audio Slave
~Seether
and alot more I cannot recall at this time....

Movies:

Slackers
Moulin Rouge
the Lady in the Water
the Island
Star Wars Episode III
Edward Scissorhands
City of Lost Children
Donnie Darko
Oscar
Ciderhouse Rules
Bowling for Columbine
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Monkeybone
Pirates of the Carribbean
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Boondock Saints
Legend
Frida
Requim for a Dream
South Park
Star Wars
Shrek
a Clockwork Orange
Kill Bill vol 1 & 2/b
the Craft
Now and Then
U-Turn
Harry Potter 1,2,3+,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
X-men 1+2
The Heathers
Nightmare before Christmas
Never Ending Story
Fifth Element
Top Secret
Spaceballs
Jay and Silent Bob strike back
LOTR=FotR, tTT, RotK
Pulp Fiction
Full Metal Jacket
the Goonies
Trainspotting
Austin Powers
the Count of Monte Cristo
Pink Flamingos
the Mummy
Tremors
Finding Nemo
Toy Story
Singles
Dark City
the Matrix
a Circle of Friends
Blade Runner
Labyringth
Down with Love
Vanilla Sky
Fight Club
Igby goes Down
Monster's Ball
Signs
a Knights Tale
the Devil's Advocate
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Sling Blade
the Ring
Shrek 2
and more...

Television:

Top Chef
Heroes -thanx 4 the addiction Mary
Malcom in the Middle
Dark Angel
family guy
Futurama
South Park

Books:

J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter
Diana Gabaldon She takes forever to write!!
China Mielville His fantasy is like Salvador Dali using words; Surreal = Fantastic
Dark Arts Material
Sara Douglass
LOTR
The Kingdom of Thorn and Bone

Heroes:

Black Mamba- "It's mercy, compassion and forgivenss I lack, not rationality."

My Blog

Red Hot Chili Peppers & The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Procrastination!  Bad, very, very bad.  Hence the reason I'm writing about the RHCP's concert at the continental 3 weeks later.  They kicked ass!  I did not expect them to be sooo ...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:54:00 PST

Weapon of Mass Slutation

This is the biggest whore of the Eastern Standard Time Zone.  Now, don't misunderstand, we're talking quantity not quality.  She fucked all of N.Y., C.T., R.I., V.T., Michigan &nbs...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST

I hate FOX NEWS

I really, really, really, really can not stress the kind of loathing, seething deep with in, I have for Fox News. Which increased exponentially when they took the damn desk away from their wonder...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

ProPaGanDa

Under construction!  I just needed a place to put this video.  I'm working on my thoughts as you read this....   >{hov:hover{background-color:yellow}http://www.videocodezone. com/videos/...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST

Flashback! Friendster...

OMG.... My Friendster account still exists after three years of inactivity.  Scary,  yet the flashback was fabulous.  I'm so happy the sacred texts of the Coffee House Of Mocha are...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST

HeAt InDuCeD DiLlUsIoNs...no electricity

"Welcome to Hell!" says a polite hostess demon.  "Population 69.9 Billion.  Current temperature; 115 degrees fahrenheit.  Would you prefer an overlook of the brimstone pyre or just...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

the Lady in the Water

Tonight, I saw the Lady in the Water with a couple of my friends.  And I have to say, Shyamalan has made up for the Village.  Its like an adult fairy tale.  Fantastical story based in o...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST

Doosh Ala Bag

Tonight, as I was entering the shower, my brother told me he needed to get a dresser from upstairs, tonight/today.  Sounds innocent doesn't it?  Well, what you may not know; I live in the at...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST

//Dpn't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret//

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Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:23:00 PST

Important Announcement!!

First of all, I'm up for no god-dammed reason at all!!  Maybe I'm restless because I can't workout after a month of reconditioning my lazy ass..... (don't know what I'm talking about? ...read my ...
Posted by EfFeRvEsCeNt JoYoUsNeSs on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:21:00 PST