Asylum Inc.â„¢ [break 'til we get swinging]

About Me

LTSlayouts,,Welcome to Asylum Incorporated!

You've just gone mentally insane and so your friends and family threw you in an asylum.
The medications they give you only make you feel worse than you were to begin with.

Can you deal with the corrupt asylum system?
Let's see if you can survive Asylum Inc.,,

All contests are themed after mental disorders. Enter them!

Our lovely site model, Victoria:

And just incase we forgot to mention, we do NOT give out our song title or band. Why do you think we keep our song hidden?To the Guards of the Asylum:
Get your own comment box!

My Interests

Support!
Can you survive being locked up in the asylum?

Affie:

I'd like to meet:

Entering:
001. Go to the blog with the contest you want to enter.
002. Follow the directions.

Voting:
001. Go to the album.
002. Five votes total!
003. No spamming!
004. Mean remarks count as votes.
005. You can vote for yourself.
006. First to 100 votes wins.

If you don't get into a contest, don't whine to us about it. You didn't get in for a reason and complaining just makes you look desperate. So no. By the way, no raccoons!
(Umm... this is Steve. I think what Skully was trying to say was that we don't accept raccoons. Or whiners. None of that. Get over it.)

PS: WE DO ELIMINATE IF YOU HAVE A LOT LESS VOTES THAN OTHER PICTURES DURING THE CONTEST. IT IS BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE WASTING TIME USING THEIR FIVE VOTES ON A PICTURE THAT WILL NOT MAKE IT TO 100 IN TIME. SUCK IT. NO RACCONS!

I can't stress this enough. This is not a vanity site!! We don't categorize people by "gorgeous" and "gross." You get into contests based on picture quality (like, if it's grainy, you probably won't get in) and how much it relates to the theme.

We don't accept kids who have raccoons tied to their head and raccoon makeup on. We don't accept kids who think the only way to be cool is to be "hxc" or "fucken gorjuss!" because that's not the way the world works. It's also not the way we roll.

WE DO NOT ACCEPT RACCOONS!
ONLY PEOPLE!!
IF YOU ARE A RACCOON, MOVE ALONG!

Music:

Meet the owners:

Skully

Steve

As you can see, we're the effing definition of insanity.
Don't mess with us.

Movies:

Friend Goals:
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Television:

Fresh by association:

Sarah the lesbian queen.
Alternative Creativity
Eccentric Layouts
A La Mode
Kaitlyn Products
House of the Rising Sun
Funky Dance Party Layouts
Urban Glam
Mesmeric
Cirque du Freak
Skank Ho!
Gay Rights
Techno Machine!
Gloomy Contests
Perfectly Cynical Contests
Chaud Contests
Byeond Wonderlend

Books:

Fan signs! Yay!

Heroes:

Winners!

Nikki
the bipolar.

Dallas
the schizophrenic.

Amber
the nightmare.

Lexie
the split.

Emma
the insomniac.

Laura Liarsenic
the painful.

My Blog

Enter for: the Suicidal

Suicide (Latin sui caedere, to kill oneself) is the act of intentionally terminating one's own life. Views on suicide have been influenced by cultural views on existential themes such as religion, hon...
Posted by Asylum Inc." [break 'til we get swinging] on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST

Enter for: the Panic

Panic Disorder is a diagnosed psychiatric mental condition characterized by reoccurring panic attacks and either significant behavioural change or at least a month of ongoing worry abou...
Posted by Asylum Inc." [break 'til we get swinging] on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST

Site Models! [for the flashing picture]

So, every once in a while I (Skully) update the flashing picture. If you want to be in it next time around, comment with Name: Age: Pics URL: (as many as you want) PLEASE READ THIS BEFOR...
Posted by Asylum Inc." [break 'til we get swinging] on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

FAQ

Q: How do you make your pictures change like that?A: We use demo software from AdGif. You can download it here. Q: Can you make me a flashing pic? Why or why not?A: No, because we don't want to waste ...
Posted by Asylum Inc." [break 'til we get swinging] on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST