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HAHR-pee

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About Me

Never - Sometimes - Always: beautiful / disillusioned / zany / quiet / whimsical / ambitious / loving / sassy / fanciful / courageous / dramatic / domineering / possessive / harmonious / adaptable / finicky / encouraging / ugly / kindhearted / greedy / unusual / scandalous / crabby / defensive / intelligent / bashful / cynical / pessimistic / reflective / ordinary / repetitive / repetitive / repetitive / mushy / dysfunctional / erratic / contradictive / fanatical / oppositional / vacuous / cultured / strong / empathetic / goofy / boisterous / guarded / impulsive

My Interests

I dig everything and nothing.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with an open mind and a sense of humor. Oh, and my dad.
In my other incarnation I live out such a plethora of conflict that you wouldn't think I'd survive, would you, but I do; I wake up enraged, go to sleep in numbed despair, face what I know perfectly well is condescension and abstract contempt, get into quarrels, shout, fret about people I don't even know, live as if I were the only woman in the world trying to buck it all, work like a pig, strew my whole apartment with notes, articles, books, get frowsy, don't care, become stridently contentious, sometimes laugh and weep within five minutes together out of pure frustration. It takes me two hours to get to sleep and an hour to get up. I dream at my desk. I dream all over the place. I'm very badly dressed. But O how I relish my victuals! And O how I fuck! - Joanna Russ

Music:

Whatever sounds good and puts me in the mood I want to be in.

Movies:

Thought-laugh-tear-fear-provoking flicks are always nice.

Television:

Yeah. I have one. I just haven't figured out how to use it yet.

Books:

Favorites include David Sedaris' Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim / Norman Mailer's The Executioner's Song.

Heroes:

Certainly not you.

My Blog

God will understand...

A few Jehovah's Witnesses stopped by my apartment today. They said, "We looking for Spanish family. You Speak the Spanish?" I, of course, said no and figured that was the end of it, but then they aske...
Posted by HAHR-pee on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:36:00 PST

An accurate astrological description...

Luci and I were hanging out one day when the topic of astrology and horoscopes came up. She, very much like my elder sister, believed the position of the planets and so forth could actually have an in...
Posted by HAHR-pee on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:39:00 PST

Are you a New Yawkuh?

You Know You're From New York When...You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get in...
Posted by HAHR-pee on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:25:00 PST