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Matthew

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About Me

I consider myself to be relatively uninteresting, except to science. I am definitely an introvert, and I can only have a comfortable conversation with the select few. You either know me as the guy that never talks, or never stops talking. The former is overwhelmingly more likely. My motto is "if you don't have something worth saying, don't."
I am already working on my bachelor's degree, but am still impatient. I want a car and house and family asap. My life is pretty much consumed by school, (occasional) work, and 4-H. I find the nerdy arts extremely entertaining.
I prefer to just answer questions. So here is a survey of myself:
*Croutons or Bacon Bits --- Both. Hold the salad.
*Have you ever gone skinny dipping? --- No.
*Do you make fun of people --- Never in a mean way. Unless they deserve it.
*Have you ever been convicted of a crime? --- No.
*One pillow or two? --- Ideally, 6. In reality, 2.
*Pets --- 1 Dog: Emma. 1 Cat: Molly. 1 One-legged Hamster: Gus Gus. 1 Cavy: Maddie.
*Favorite Type of Music --- Alternative Rock.
*Dream Car --- Shelby Cobra (Ford Mustang) GT500 KR Convertible.
*Type of Car you drive now: Ford Contour.
*Words or Phrases you overuse --- There are plenty, I just can't remember them at the moment. Will Update.
*Toothpaste --- Crest. Recommended by Dr. Clay Nichols
*Favorite Type of Food --- Italian.
*Piercing or tattoos? --- None.
*Favorite Ice Cream --- Rainbow Shebert.
*Favorite Soft Drink --- Diet Coke.
*What's your bed time --- Anywhere from 1-4:00am.
*Adidas, Nike, or Reebok --- Vans.
*Favorite Perfume/Cologne --- Axe Phoenix, Onyx
*Least Favorite Subject in School --- Math.
*Favorite Sport to Watch --- Baseball
*Most humiliating moment --- I approached a school computer that currently had the screensaver running. I wiggled the mouse, only to reveal a site titled "GayGuys.com," and featuring very (ahem) large men in very small clothing. At that very moment, a library staff member (and co-worker of my mother's) passed by, and politely notified me that content of that sort was not allowed on school computers. I tried to explain, but she walked away as I tried to untie my tongue.
*Craziest person you know (or silliest) --- Cole or John.
*Favorite Holiday --- Memorial Day. Its a day off, and nobody expects me to be anywhere.
*What do you look for in the opposite sex? --- Kindness.
*Favorite color --- Varies.
*Why are you here on earth? --- Scientific Research?
*Drinking habits --- None.
*Windows/Macintosh/Linux --- I do Windows. Linux is cool. Mac is an overrated, self-glorifying, competition bashing snot that needs to be put in its place.
*Most influential person in your life --- Kristen




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My Interests

4-H, History, Computer Stuff

I'd like to meet:

Dolly Parton. When you think about it, she has got to be the most awesome (famous) person on the planet.

Music:


Movies:

The ones I like the best are the ones that get me the most emotionally charged. The ones that stick out in my mind are MI3 and Disturbia.The ones I dislike the most are those stupid comedies that just keep stressing you out the whole time (best example: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days), and those with no purpose other than to leave you emotionally scared (best example: A movie that shall go unnamed about a family being slaughtered in New Mexico by gore/sex craved mutants).

Books:

I love to read, but don't get much time for pleasure reads anymore. I like suspense novels and stuff related to ancient history.

Heroes:

You probably don't know who you are, but I always try to send thank-you-so-much vibes.