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I'm The Best There is at What I Do

About Me

I'm a Warrior. A warrior is someone who will beat your fucking ass & who will kick the living shit out of you. A warrior feeds on bad odds and pain. Warriors are a dying breed. Thats why I'm Joshua CargainGambling, Music, Horror Movies among other things. I also enjoy drinking peach schnopps while driving my red truck. Nothing beats the freedom of sticking your head out a window and throwing the garbage you accumulate over several trips to tacobell, hurtling onto your neighbors lawn at 2:30 in the morning. Yes, I enjoy the simpler things such as spraying raid on someones ciggerettes, or that feeling you get when you eat someones lunch out of the fridge and you see them looking for their food in utter disbelief, right before they find out it was you. Born a bastard child, ( My father a demon and my mother a jackel ) I was forced to live a life away from society in the woods of Georgievsk, a small fishing town located in Russia. Times were hard in Georgievsk, only feeding on small creatures and the occasional small vilage child who had strayed to far into the forest. " Dont wander too far children," they would say, " He who wanders the woods will be out tonight!", but alas, they wouldnt listen. Brains were my organ of choice, apparently, eating someones brains does infact make you smarter, but living in a cold dark cave gave me too much time to ponder. After reaching the tender young age of 11, I decided to leave my small town for good. Where I could be free of the persicution of angry mobs and religious zealots. I decided to migrate to America. California to be exact. Riding in the storage of a ship, I was dependent on the blood of rats and the crew of the Sevastopol dying of plague to keep up my moral. After a long periless journey into the great unknown, here I am.....

My Interests

Chicks, Limos, Money....

I'd like to meet:

Im not looking to meet anyone new here, especially myspace hookers. Because all myspace for the hookers on here is bidding on a fuck auction. Ever buy something on ebay where it looks awesome in the picture, but when you actually get it, it's all dinged up and crappy? Thats exactly what it's like on here. Cause that photo you put up here, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GUARENTEED, it is the single best motherfucking picture that has ever been taken of you in your life and beyond that, you have exessively photo shopped every imperfection out. That lazy eye, the crater skin...... but if you're interesting and have pretty hair, you're welcome to try.

Music:

Anything with Andrew Champion. Zombeast, Misfits, Danzig, Samhain, Graves, Anti Domestix, Betty Rage, Scattered Fall, Hudson Criminal, Konami Code, Lobstrosities, Zero Down, Adolescents, Minor Threat, Good Riddance and way too much more....

Movies:

Frankenstien, Night of the Living Dead, Land of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead 1 & 3, Scream, 28 Days Later, Ju-On Devils Advocate and every other scary or thrilling movie that doesnt suck.

Television:

Ninja Warrior, MxE, Adult Swim, That 70's show, X-men, Spider Man, The Tick

Books:

Wolverine, Uncanny X-Men, The Punisher, Gambit, Scarlet Spider, Cable and Deadpool, Zombie, Ultimate Spider-Man, X-Force, Lady Death, Plague of the Living Dead, Legion of Monsters

Heroes:

Lemmy

My Blog

Attacks from the Unknown

Today on my way to work I was assualted by a random "Creature".  I was driving through jackson at around noon when I noticed an odd car to my right. I thought to myself, " What kin...
Posted by I'm The Best There is at What I Do on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST

The 10 Rules for Working at Blockbuster

Incase most of you haven't been in the loop for awhile. I've been working at Blockbuster for the past month or so. In my nightly adventures as a CSR ( Customer Service Representative ) I've picked up ...
Posted by I'm The Best There is at What I Do on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST