What’s new? |
We've been up to quite a bit lately. Check out www.mikeandjoni.com for the most recent updates.
As an added bonus, I've included the tale of Reverend Norm. We love him....
Posted by Shwam on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST |
Sexy Gravy |
When my wife and I were first dating (so many, many months ago), we used to take turns making lunches for one another. In this cutesy stage, we would frequently slip little notes in the bag, ensuring ...
Posted by Shwam on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:34:00 PST |
But it's a dry cold |
This past Saturday, the temperature came close to 50 degrees in Chicago. While this may not be news for most of the country, it's a momentous occasion in the Windy City, when people can finally victor...
Posted by Shwam on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST |
Damn you, Jack |
I'm watching South Park last night (damn good episode, if you haven't caught it) and commercials come on. No big thing, right?
Wrong
Some sick, sick bastard greenlit "Jack in the Box" commercials to ...
Posted by Shwam on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST |
To Do or Not to do? |
I don't know the exact weight of my backpack, but it's damn heavy. Considering I typically carry at least one (if not two) laptops, plus reading material, various research materials and a couple books...
Posted by Shwam on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:19:00 PST |
Snakes on a Mother F'ing Plane |
If you've been living under a rock, chances are you haven't heard about the "feel good" movie of the summer. No, it's not an animated flick by Pixar, that new Superman movie (which does look cool) or ...
Posted by Shwam on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:21:00 PST |
Pre-Easter Religous Awakening |
So I'm reading the scriptures last night and it hits me. All at once I'm consumed by an overpowering sense of peace and calm, knowing that after years of searching for a sense of purpose, I came acros...
Posted by Shwam on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:23:00 PST |
Haiku's for my IT Manager |
Email, why so slow?
Pop server crushing my loins
Send, receive, so sad
High-speed porn download
Blazing speed, blazing scrotum
Genitals happy
Penis enlargement
So much spam, refinance no...
Posted by Shwam on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:44:00 PST |
Fed Ex Haiku |
Overnight Package
Delivery time Unknown
Alone I must wait
Boxing my supplies
Does Priority apply?
Oh, my aching loins
Packing tape all gone
Staple that freaking box good
Have you seen my...
Posted by Shwam on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:32:00 PST |
Chicago Marathon |
I'm not setting any world records, but I finished. Sure, I was passed by both a guy in a Batman suit and a guy dressed up like Kermit the Frog, but those sort of things are bound to happen. Fortunatel...
Posted by Shwam on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:46:00 PST |
