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porch monkey 4 life

its ok, i'm takin it back ...

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Stupid people make me all kindsa giggly

Dumb girls in particular. Do you think you had some kind of victory over me? Hmmm, me thinks not. Not only is his hygeine poor, he's a psychotic pathological liar (ask any of his "friends" ) AND ...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST

Mad props go out to Boston Market....

Without them, I would not be able to enjoy turkey and gravy sammiches 365 days a year. Not quite like the real thing but close enough. Keep on doin' watcha do. ...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:45:00 PST

Not my normal taste in music but...

I am absolutely in love with this song.It's by a band called Burn Season. I used to go to a lot of their shows and party with them a couple years back. Very good guys and damned talented musicians. Ch...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:36:00 PST

Sexual harrassment at work!!!

I'm totally going to take my newfound knowledge and sexually harrass people!!And yes, I'm still listening to The Eraser....
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:23:00 PST

Thom Yorke - The Eraser

This album is absolutely fucking amazing. It's put together brilliantly as would be expected from Thom Yorke. Seriously, you should all go buy it when it's released. Hell I already have it for free&nb...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST

IMPORTANT: READ!!

STOP!!! For the love of fucking ... whatever ... Do me a favor guys, scroll down to my basic info, ya know, down there at the bottom, on the left ... what does my status say? Does it say Swinger? NO!!...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:10:00 PST

HOT NAKED LESBIANS FOR REAL THIS TIME CHRIS!!!

OOOOH SNAP!!! I lied again, sorry Chris ...   BUT now that I've got your attention, go HERE and listen to my really tall DnB DJ pal from Jacksonville, D.Min. Scroll down the list o...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:49:00 PST

fun times on somebody else's screen name

IamDJSpyke: lets make babies. CheshireDevice: who is this? IamDJSpyke: gabe IamDJSpyke: djj krucial IamDJSpyke: DJ* IamDJSpyke: are you from gainesville? CheshireDevice: im lost .. do i know u? ...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

METH CAN DAMAGE YOUR VEINS

Hey, cool guy! Forget about those pesky long-term effects of using crystal meth: Neurotoxicity Increased heart rate and blood pressure Impaired memory or memory loss Anxiety Damage to ...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deftones @ House of Blues - PICTURES!!!

Not the greatest quality, but still decent pix. SUCH AN AWESOME NIGHT! ...
Posted by porch monkey 4 life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST