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Vladimir

A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest man

About Me


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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
How to make a Jimmy
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts brilliance
3 parts empathy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Eagle
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale
You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.
Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal. The Animal Personality Test
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are powerful, passionate, and dominant.
You have a vision of how things should be, and you do your best to make things happen.
People rely on you for your strength. You are a rock to many.
Underneath it all, you aren't so sure about your passions.
So many ideas spark your interest, it is hard for you to get behind a select few.
However, you see indecision as a sign of weakness. So you pursue your goals full force - no matter how foolish they turn out to be. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

My Interests

Well photography should be obvious. I grew up in Oregon, so outdoor activities like camping, fishing, and exploring are natural to me. But I also love to stay at home and play board games with groups of people too. I love having parties where we sit around and play games. Parties don't always have to be drinking and dancing, but those are fun too, don't get me wrong.
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I'd like to meet:

George Carlin. But if we are talking women, I'd like to meet a girl not afraid to be herself. Has her own ideas, can accomplish her own goals and can accept me with all my flaws. I like women that can take care of themselves and care about themselves, but not stuck up either. Someone who isn't afraid to just date one person. I have many sides to my personality so hopefully they can deal with my ability to fit into many different social circles without having to label me as an "alternative type" or "heavy metal type" or whatever. I hate labels. If we can be compatible on the core level, the rest will just fall into place. She must care about her health. That doesn't mean she has to be an Olympic athlete, but should take care of herself. Open mindedness and willingness to experiment are a must. Being in photography, I am always coming up with new ideas and things to try both in everday life like food, places to go, things to do, and yes even in the bedroom.

Music:

I like several different types and it depends on what mood im in. It can range from "angry" metal and "death" metal, to hip-hop and rap, and during those tender moments I can even go for some lionel richie, lol. I know weird huh?
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Disturbed - Down With the Sickness

Movies:

I love comedies the most. And since I am a guy, of course I have to put down action as well or I'll get kicked out of the he-man club. Some of my favorite movies are Blazzing Saddles, Team America, and Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle. And I can admit also that I do watch the occasional "adult" movies too. Scorpio

You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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You have a sexual IQ of 160

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Television:

I don't get into network TV much. Mostly Discovery Channels, History channel, HBO, Comedy Central, Etc. Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 95% Hulk 80% The Flash 70% Catwoman 60% Batman 55% Iron Man 55% Spider-Man 50% Supergirl 50% Superman 45% Wonder Woman 45% Robin 32% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Books:

I like all types from Scif-fi, to true life, to philosophy, to even Harry Potter. I can't help it, there is just something addictive about that damn little wizard. Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 82% Apocalypse 79% Green Goblin 78% Venom 74% Magneto 69% Lex Luthor 69% Juggernaut 66% The Joker 63% Dark Phoenix 62% Mr. Freeze 61% Two-Face 58% Kingpin 57% Catwoman 55% Mystique 54% Poison Ivy 51% Riddler 44% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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Heroes:

George Carlin has been an inspiration for me to be a free and independant thinker. To look at things logically and realistically. I encourge everyone to listen to his comedy, because there are also messages to learn from. He is a genious in my estimation. Using your hands

Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com I'm kinda pissed about this one, because I have a 144 I.Q and I am very logical as most of you know. :(
Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test