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Boozy Neds Duck

I am not Neil, nor was meant to be

About Me


I play bass, guitar and bad keyboards. BAAAD keyboards.
My most frequent playing partners are Marcello Coehlo (a trio of Brazilian fishmongers) and Stupid Betty (one dumb broad).
I also go by Boozy Ned, and Sister Margarite Pauline, depending on the bars clientele.
I really like new bass strings. Seriously. More than I should, if you catch my drift.
.. You scored as Commander Samuel Vimes. You are Samuel Vimes! Captain of Ankh-Morpork??s city Watch! You are a knight, married to the very wealthy, noble lady Sybil Ramkin. You often walk the streets at night, and are able to tell where you are by the feel of the cobbles under your boots. You always do what is right ?? that is, what needs to be done ?? to keep the city safe, even when it seems bad.

Commander Samuel Vimes


94%

Lord Havelock Vetinari


81%

Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax


75%

The Librarian


75%

Greebo


63%

Carrot Ironfounderson


56%

Cohen The Barbarian


56%

Gytha (Nanny) Ogg


56%

Death


50%

Rincewind


44%
Which Discworld Character are you like (with pies)
created by ye'r man down the road
Hmm, not quite sure what's happening there above... Still though, Vimes. Respect!

My Interests

Launching small projectiles from my left ear in stormy weather.
Lauching my left ear, INTO stormy weather.

But seriously folks.... Music, books, television, people, photos, animals, trees, rain, leaves, streams, gigging, whiskey, wind, M.C. Escher, concert DVDs, oriental films, Discworld, quantum mechanics, my weight problem, quotes, lyrics, ridiculously bad films, jokes with realistic endings, Bruce Lee, cold weather, warm coats, filling out Interests sections, babbling, making inappropriate comments at inappropriate times, my blatant stupidity almost getting myself and my friends killed more times than I can count, viciously insulting people I don't like, Fender, quiet bars, ties, MSN, SomethingAwful.com, the Tralee Wrestling Federation, and baby goats.

I'd like to meet:

...a midget bartender named Alf
...Timothy, the cheerful fisherman
...people with lots of "X"s in their name, that take black and white photographs of themselves posing in front of their bathroom mirrors
Your results:
You are Jack O'Neill Jack O'Neill 79% Daniel Jackson 75% Samantha Carter 67% General Hammond 60% Dr. Frasier 60% Teal'c 54% Thor 52% A Goa'uld 33% You are a born leader.
You are often cynical.
You are loyal to the end
but you are no brainiac.
Click here to take the Stargate SG-1 Personality Quiz
All right! Jack here has been my favorite since I was watching MacGyver at five years of age. "Such caos and humour and pain", what a legend. Though Jack tends to see things in black and white, which is why he needs Daniel Jackson to be his moral Virgil. Neil knows what I'm yapping about! The Daniel/Jack dynamic is what made Stargate great, and gave us an infamous whisky

Music:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Steve Lawson, Bèla Fleck and the Flecktones, the Waterboys, Counting Crows, Jaco Pastorius, James Kennedy, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Pat Metheny, George Benson, Thelonious Monk, Django Reinhardt, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Fleetwood Mac, the Beatles, Pearl Jam, Audioslave, the Clash, the Presidents of the U.S.A., Mudvayne, Dream Theatre, System of a Down, Brahms, Vivaldi, Bach, Debussy, Yo-Yo Ma, Nigel Kennedy!, Nobuo Uematsu, Yann Tiersen, Led Zeppelin, Wayra, Pink Floyd, Rory Gallagher, Stevie Ray Vaughan, B.B. King, Jimi Hendrix, Preston Reed, Zoe Keating, John Frusciante, Satch, Stanley Jordan, Victor Wooten, Joni Mitchell, Eva Cassidy, Paul Simon, David Gray, Ani DiFranco, David Ford, Damien Rice, Leonard Cohen, Bill Withers, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, the Frames, Jerry Fish and the Mudbug Club, Colma Healy, Remma, Dwight, et cetera

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Donnie Darko, the Last Samurai, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Mark Dacascos, Collateral, Sin City, Lord of the Rings, Field of Dreams, the Crow, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, Final Fantasy, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Reservoir Dogs, Dr. Strangelove (or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb"), Monty Python, Anchorman, Equilibrium, the Machinist, Almost Famous, Spinal Tap, Amelie, the Crow, I reckon there's more, but this thing is trying my patience....

Television:

Yes please. Uh, Scrubs, Spin City, Father of the Pride, Family Guy, Futurama, Have I Got News For You?, They Think It's All Over, Room 101, Stargate... Stargate, god help me I love Stargate....

Books:

Terry Pratchett, Robin Hobb, Alastair Reynolds, Yann Martel, Haruki Marakami, David Gemmell, Frank Herbert, Michael Connelly, Ian Rankin, James Herriot, John Grisham, Anne Rice, Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Douglas Adams, Roald Dahl, Douglas Coupland, Dante Alighieri

Heroes:

James Kennedy, John Frusciante, Bruce Lee, Terry Pratchett, Victor Wooten, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, and Charlie.

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