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Mr. Santos

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a queer boy with a furious sense of humor and a penchant for the twisted.
I'm an artist, musician, idea man, as well as an animal-helper-outer.
I always stay up past my bed time.
Spanglish is my "second" language and I speak it like a Newyorican, even though I'm of primarily Venezuelan heritage.
I have a thing for skulls and/or skeletons (i.e. T shirts, artwork, wall decorations etc.)
The only Jeopardy! categories I've ever perfectly cleared were "P.T. Barnum" and "Beer in green bottles."
I enjoy pointing out the obvious and telling painfully lame jokes.
If you want to make me happy, sit & talk with me about music, tell me about your pets, show me some artwork you've done, or just buy me a hard apple cider.
I think bike rides are fantastic, as are friendly little dogs with big dumb smiles.

My Interests

Punk Rock, Burlesque, Sideshows, Coney Island, Lowbrow art, Using clippers for haircuts, Playing bass, Dogs, Trans folk, FTM, Queers, BMX, Getting myself in trouble.

I'd like to meet:



...and in real life:
Trans people, hot chicks and hot dudes, folk with ecclectic music taste, folk I haven't seen in ages, musicians, file sharers, smegheads, sideshow enthusiasts, carnies, tricksters, pervs, dirty jokers, smartasses, dumbasses, and lucky ducks.

Music:

Take your pick...

Also into Bad Brains, Dead Kennedeys, Desmond Dekker, The Tiger Lillies, Wendy O Williams & lots of other stuff.

Movies:

Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Heavenly Creatures, Kill Bill, Cemetary Man, Todd Browning's Freaks, Secretary, Forbidden Zone, Urgh A Music war, Clash of the Titans, Dude Where's My Car, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, I Married a Strange Person, Amelie.

Television:

Xena, Discovery channel documentaries, Red Dwarf, Nature, Bobobo bo Bo bobo, Sifl n Olly Show, Mythbusters, and this:

Books:

Vurt, The Little Book of Bad Taste, Early Zap, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and my bible: Urban Bikers Tips and Tricks.

Heroes:

Bootsie Collins, Matt Freeman, Leftover Crack, Robert Williams, Gary Baseman & my dad.