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Harry Shruman

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About Me

You met him in the East of Vallejo

My Interests


God Tits
Wisin up
Sleepin over pretty much everyone's hizzouse
Human(s) Be-ing
Kokes hat
Kokes jacket
Charlesing it
Jacksons Rancheria
Hot Shit
Photochop
Sweet Chin Music
Combined Forces
The Family from the year1989
Shroom theme songs
New Style
Improving me
gettin loaded before Human Development70
Naroots and Shoe's crazy ideas
Tom's the man
Honesty in the face of temptation
Pirate Lording
Getting everything for free
perkin during the day
perkin more at night
Trees from ed
Sesame street
Sheeming Frankie
Sheeming bitches
Giggin harder than you
Comin up
Using Daddy's money for bad stuff
sword fights with foot longs
Cashing paychecks into ones and throwing it ito the air
HEEM HEEM HEEM
Chatting on the phone with the loved ones i cant see
Quoting Mac Dre when the situation calls for it
Complaining about stuff that doesnt really bother me
Vespas
Scarves
Gloves
Hoods
Tattoos
Conversations with myself
Running with a boner
The unlimited forms of art
Telling everyone I'll make a shirt
Not making that shirt i said I'll make
passin on the dtm
Igniting the mic at Joe G's
Playing with Powder
Pouring Glue into my hands and peeling it off
Nurf guns
Bows and Arrows
Pokemon Puzzle Challenge
Substituting a basketball with any other kind of ball
Stealing from Michaels
Accidents on the freeway
Hydoplaining[spelling?]
"Hair Farming
The Revolutionary Politics of Dance
Dismantling music and art
the power of eating and sleeping all day
Green pleasures and the devil himself
Total Revolution based on total love
Love-ins
Be-ins
Hum-ins
LSD, THC, DMT
The Critical Get-Down
The Soul Clap and all of the above
Future Primitive Galaktik Neon Power Cheetahs
Photon Pharoahs
Power Bears
Atomic Sparrows and lovers abound: We are the future!!!"
"Black People Food"
The Bible
Walking the Earth
Reading Away Messages
Doing the Robot
Sizzle Dancing
One Meal a Day
Handstands for Hours
Getting owned by Jon's cousin
Relocating Potato Bugs using strategical tactics
Ketchup Sandwiches
Playing Games on "very easy"
Trying on Diapers
Drawing Penis' all over my cousin's room
Watching Fat people Walk
Wearing mismatching socks
Radically exploiting and exploring the GSpot
Getting Ab-yoked by all the jokes from the crew
Time Portals (From '94 Vallejo-'05 Concord)
apparently..."Talking Shit"
Finding New ways to get around Vallejo
Running with Sharp Objects
Trying new things
Ordering like 100 McChickens
Comic Books
Anythin Antique or Vintage
watching kung-fu flicks or foreign films
Actin hella stupid and bakla
walking around alone at night, finding where I'll end up
Pullin unmeaningful pranks
Sleeping
Dreaming
Crank Callin
Art
Porno on channel 71
Winter Skies
The Wind
Nature
Jams
Goin to local band shows
KINGDOM HEARTS
FINAL FANTASIES
Saggin in my G-string
Duck Tape
Pirate Eyes
Donkey Punches
Makin up stupid songs
Trying on Woman's cloths, then rockin' 'em on the floor
Fuckin with my hair
Dancin for dimes (or for chicks that yell "PLAYAAA...!")
Sniffin Sharpies
Usin those sharpies to draw
Kangaroos
White Tigers
Spandex
Nail Polish
Doing a lot of nothing
Tight pants
Robots
Tekken
Star Wars
Blowing bubbles
Gurpin Virginaties
Makin hella crappy shirts
Going to the Laundry Mat and finding money
Orgie's
Chili Dogs
Microwaving socks until they come out McChicken
Phone Sex at Ata's
Putting Sticks in eachothers' asses
Candle Light Dinners
Kittens
Rainbows
Politics
Life
Getting Free Money
My Time Machine
Shit--I dont know...what else can i say?

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I Strive Daily To Be My Own Savior