Open letter to Ann Coulter. |
dear Ann,Hey, bitch, what's up? I just thought I'd write because I am becoming really worried about you. I mean, I have been seeing you on Fox News for a really long time and wanted to thank you for a...
Posted by dial tone on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST |
give me $50000 |
that's how much going to Parsons or Pratt is going to cost me. for just ONE fucking year. eh, they probably won't accept me anyway. matte.
Posted by dial tone on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:03:00 PST |
wanna hear something funny? |
I hate loud dumb bitches who insult me and my friends in my house. matte.
Posted by dial tone on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:24:00 PST |
solent green is matte. |
I started watching solent green for the first time as an adult...it really fucking depressed me. I couldn't finish it...I stopped right before the old guy went "home". fucking bastards. matte....
Posted by dial tone on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:12:00 PST |
what was I thinking? |
so, I was going to go to the store and I thought "hey, I'll borrow one of the 80 bikes in the house." Ben recommended the BMX bike that Courtney now regrets buying. "It's so low to the ground, it's ne...
Posted by dial tone on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:34:00 PST |
everyday is like sunday. |
man, the sleazium is the silliest place on earth...I had such a absurdly good time last night.if you haven't been, you totally should.matte.
Posted by dial tone on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:52:00 PST |
rock my socks off. |
my brrfday was hilarious.I got ill and came out of my room in my underwear (black tighty whiteies) right in front of one of my co-workers, expelled into a cup and continued to gallivant through the pa...
Posted by dial tone on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:17:00 PST |
come on already. |
is it my birthday yet?let's party!matte.
Posted by dial tone on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:06:00 PST |
is the lady of the house at home? |
day two of painting my room...in my underwear and listening to julie ruin.hot, no?it's really a lot of fun...I am having a blast.matte.
Posted by dial tone on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:59:00 PST |
the virtue of selfishness |
I painted my room today. This might sound like a trivial almost banal task, but it was actually really enjoyable.
it's been a while since I have done anything for the sole purpose of my own enj...
Posted by dial tone on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:48:00 PST |
