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Gloria

Keep in mind, midgets don't age.

About Me

It's that time of the year again kids...
KARA'S BIRTHDAY!!!
This year's theme is going to be...
American Tourist!
So its time for you to bring out your tackiest travel attire - I'm talking tapered jeans, fanny packs, visors, sandals with socks, windbreakers tied around the waste, hawaiian shirts, and I Love NY tshirts (preferably tucked into tapered jeans)... This year we're going all out.
The venue will be Shore Lounge in Hermosa Beach. Saturday, April 14th - 1pm. See flyer below for details.
I hope you can make it and hopefully the pictures will be even better than last year's
Funny T-Shirt Party .
Political Satire at its BEST!
Apple Computer Unveils the New "iRack"
SAVE THE DATE: APRIl 22nd 2007
...From the people who brought you The Color of We...
www.myspace.com/cultureshockla
[email protected]
About me INDEED!!:
Since 2007 started I’ve found myself drinking at least 5 out of the 7 days of the week. In 5th grade I challenged all the boys to arm wrestling and won. I went to 4 years of band camp. I’m 5’7” and always considered myself just above average height for a Chinese woman, until a guy told me I was “the biggest Asian chick he’s ever seen”. I enjoy blowing my hot breath onto windows and writing obscene words. Everything a person can learn about love is in the movie “Life is Beautiful”. I spend entirely too much time doing Sudoku puzzles. I can’t stand when people write “their” when they mean “there” or “they’re”. I installed a ceiling fan for my dad once. I hate it when girls run and throw like girls. The other day I had to pull a dirty wrinkly suit out of my dry cleaning bag to wear to a meeting because I’d mistakenly dressed in “Business Casual, Jeans Allowed”. After taking the GMAT, I find myself correcting everyone’s grammar. When I was little I climbed trees in my dresses. It’s sad that beating your children is unacceptable in this day and age. If I were a hot dog, I'd eat myself. But first I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be delicious.
Goals and Aspirations:
To describe my perfect life two years from now, I’d be a full-time student at Harvard Business School, and a cheerleader for the Patriots. Any variation of Kellogg + Bears, Wharton + Eagles, will do as well – I have no loyalties.
I’d also like to have won the Amazing Race, have the “Ultimate Fighting Champion” title, and maybe found out that I have a super hero power or two. Turning back time or flying would be my top choices.
The most amazing people I know...Culture Shock and Future Los Angeles 06 - 07 Family
The loves of my life...
Why I'm single:
I'm working on my people skills...

My Interests


Being a sea hag
Soccer on Turf fields
State of the Union Address Drinking Game
Organic Chemistry
Dancing till the wee hours of the morning
Snow, Snow, Snow!!!
Football and Beer @ Barneys
Jeremy’s youtube comments
Breakfast for every meal of the day
Relay races and obstacle courses
The omnipotent world of Shuffleboard
Cuddling and naps
Guys that smell like soap and clean laundry
Climbing trees, rolling down hills and building forts
Girl Scout Cookies
Theory of Evolution
The CIA’s World Fact Book
New Orleans
Jackets that have thumbholes
Orange Juice
People who have Verizon
Arm Wrestling
Embarrassing my friends in public
Speaking in tongues with Kara
Quoting movies
Mom’s authentic home cooking
My BFFS – Deb, Kelly, Kat, Jen, Kara!
Deleting emails from my inbox at work (everyone takes joy in this…you know you do)
Saucy little wine bars
Being woken up by the sounds of homeless people digging in my trash
Guys who can look sexy wearing glasses
Big hairy American winning machines
Riding my boards
Flux capacitors
Haribo gummy snacks
Tom Cruise's witchcraft
Ugly face contests
Many leather-bound books
My Will Ferrell movie collection
Saving Santa Poco
Disneyland, still MY happiest place on earth
Slip-on Vans and Chuck Taylors

I'd like to meet:

People who will take the "Musha 7-day Challenge" with me, pull me on my skateboard throughout the west side, laugh at "Cyanide and Happiness" comics, go on treasure hunts, and charm me with immaculate cowbell playing skills. People who can ACTUALLY beat me in an ugly face contest, do relay races with me on the beach, play Tetris at Kara's house, and most importantly, make sweet love to me to the entire TOP GUN soundtrack (this last one is not required from the ladies).

And of course, someone who can do this:

Music:


My recently acquired LUST for the, beautifully haunting, angst ridden, gracefully elegiac, brilliantly heart wrenching, emotionally evocative, painfully poignant, melancholic Indie/Rock that is the GENIUS of:
OneRepublic
The Fray
Radiohead
Elbow
Snow Patrol
Ryan Adams
Remy Zero
David Gray
Corinne Bailey Rae
James Morrison
John Legends
Live bands playing acoustic sets in hidden hole in the wall bars
all HOUSE

and of course, the classics:
Top Gun soundtrackGun N Roses
Beach Boys
Frank Sinatra
The Beatles
Elton John
Scott Joplin
Anything on the 88

Movies:


Life is Beautiful
Schindler's List
TOPGUN
ANCHORMAN
Event Horizon
The Three Amigos
Shallow Hal
Neverending Story
E.T.
Bowling for Columbine
Back to the Future Trilogy
Every Disney movie ever made
Everything with Will Ferrell, Mike Myers and Adam Sandler
home videos of me and my friends when we were kids...

Television:


Extreme Makeover HOME EDITION
I LOVE LUCY.

Books:


Anything articulately written, that combines wit, sarcasm, and biting humor. Stick figure illustrations a plus! (Please see Cyanide and Happiness Comics for reference)
I'll read anything with substance, and all the smutty stuff too. Harvard Business Review Books (heck yes!)
The Alchemist
Origin of the Species
A Brief History of Time
Matilda

Heroes:

My Family
My Top 12 or Top 8, depending on how exclusive I’m feeling
Albert Einstein
Those Phools
Tom Brady

Culture Shock LA

The master:

My Blog

LIBERALS NEED TO BREED!!!

The Fertility Gap Liberal politics will prove fruitless as long as liberals refuse to multiply. BY ARTHUR C. BROOKS Tuesday, August 22, 2006 12:01 a.m. EDT The midterm election looms, and once again ...
Posted by Gloria on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:14:00 PST