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Magpie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I shave my head more often than I shave my legs.

My Interests

sewing, experimenting with my body hair, baking, making stuff, eating crappy food. Someday soon I will learn to can, so that when the apocalypse comes, I will be prepared with lots of jams and jellies. I am very domestic. I cant cook though, I wish I could cook. Any donations toward my future tattoos would be so greatly appreciated. It seems like its something I am always saving money for, but as it turns out, I need to pay bills too!

I'd like to meet:



GIVE ME YOUR SG BANNERS

Music:

Tori Amos, Bjork, David Bowie, Journey, Devendra Banhart, the Be Good Tanyas, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Blow, The Mountain Goats, Jenny Lewis, Queen, Wanda Jackson, Patsy Cline.

Movies:

I love eating cake.

Television:

Roseanne (that is not a joke, I assure you), Six Feet Under

Books:

American Gods, Geek Love. No, I really love cake.

Heroes:

myself

My Blog

R.I.P. Loretta "Butch" Beretta

Loretta "Butch" Beretta passed on in the late night of July 11, 2007. Her tread had worn thin, and an unseasonable thunderstorm brought a warm rain. It was these two factors, along with irresponsible ...
Posted by Magpie on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:34:00 PST

My Cervix

I saw my cervix at the doctor's today. It was awesome. They lit up my vagina and put a speculum in and let me hold a mirror to take a good, long look. Man...that was so great.
Posted by Magpie on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:41:00 PST

3 DAYS TIL MY BIRTHDAY!

Hi. Did you know my birthday is in three days? Well, now you do.
Posted by Magpie on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:36:00 PST