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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Tom. So I could simultaneously destroy and love him.

Music:

Against Me!, Mindless Self Indulgence, No Doubt, The Clash, Tiger Army, Tub Ring, Arrogant Sons of Bitches, The Phenomenauts, The Flaming Tsunamis, Tip The Van, The Act, Dead Kennedys, The Specials, Madness, Refused, The Selecter, Suburban Legends, Say Anything, Elvis Costello, The Cure, Lady Sovereign, The Misfits, The English Beat, Fortunado, Tsunami Bomb, Adam Ant, Bad Brains, Big D and the Kids Table, Horrorpops, The Epoxies, The Aquabats, Th' Legendary Shack*Shakers, Ok Go, Weezer, B-52's, Orange Range, Against All Authority, Polysics, Daiquiri, Gwen Stefani, Cake, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Toy Dolls, Anti-Flag, X-Ray Spex.

Movies:

Anything that's not in black and white and made by an Emerson film kid.

Television:

The Office, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The O.C.

Books:

Grown-up magazines!

Heroes:

Jerry Glass. Come on, who didn't expect that.

My Blog

Get naked, get writhing, get hairy!

Join the Writhin' peanut gallery!It's like this:Being in the San Francisco area, people expect certain things.Hippie things.Not even in the "hey I read in Jerry's livejournal that hippies do this!" se...
Posted by The Internet on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST

FUCK. I hate when these shitty cocksuck moments happen to me!

Man, the shittiest thing happened last night! You never realize how many celebrities reside in Boston, until one of them picks you up in his underage-girl filled limo.Let me back-t...
Posted by The Internet on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:21:00 PST

Last night I met Scott Stapp on the train.

It is 11:20 P.M. I am standing at the Riverside T stop awaiting the arrival of the D line to take me back to Suffolk university so I can get to bed. I look around, taking in all the information around...
Posted by The Internet on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:07:00 PST

So how about this.

I chop wood and eat children.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Posted by The Internet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST