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Professor Chaos

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About Me

I am an actor. I love people, but sometimes, ya just wanna choke a motherfucker, ya know? Someone recently described me as "ironic." I guess that is pretty accurate. I love the outdoors. I love making people laugh more than anything, but don't really consider myself all that funny. I like to break a sweet, love to exercise but am often too lazy to be fucked with all that. I love women with strong minds, that take care of themselves in their bodies and souls. I can't stand indecison. If you want to do something don't ask me what I want to do, TELL me what YOU want to do. I love verbosity. I think people that think, or "know" they are smart are great. this isn't really who i am, but hey, who can actually describe themselves to a perfect T? http://bigfishnw.com/willyshakes
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My Interests

My interests are as follows, not in any particular order: Food Women Acting Outdoor Stuff remaining relatively sane humour Spirituality friction love existentialism parties gardening fitness people http://bigfishnw.com/willyshakes

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Music:

Tenacious D, LTJ Bukem, Sage Francis, Radiohead, DJ Logic, DJ Shadow, Manu Chao,The Fray, Herbalizer, Jurassic 5, Ben Lee, Dave Mathews Band, Chemical Brothers, Air, Coldplay, Cibo Mato, The White Stripes, James Blunt, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap,Granola Funk Express, Brad Walters, etc etc...

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Star Wars III, Requiem for a Dream (most Aranofsky), Old School, Anything with Johnny Depp, Boogie Nights (most Paul Thomas Anderson), Pootie Tang, Kung Pao-Enter The Fist, Most Kungfu, pre-1990-with the exception of Crouching Tiger, and maybe Kungfu Hustle, although I havn't seen it. I just saw it and its hilarious. Many an homage to american films. Wedding Crashers. The funniest movie since Animal House. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou-Bill Murray is a genius. Godfathers I II III, LOTR, Rebel Without a Cause, Giant. This is just a short smidgeon, the tip. The full list upon request... http://bigfishnw.com/willyshakes img src="http://www.eltiburon.net/zissou/zsfb_member.jpg"

Television:

As little as possible...but when I do watch: Six Feet Under, The Daily Show, Chappelle's Show, The Office, Rescue Me and occasionally (guilty pleasure!) watching Fox News for some real fucking comedy... www.bigfishnw.com/willyshakes

Books:

Some great books I've read in last two years. The Road To Wellville, and The complete Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway.the most impressive american mysoginist author in US History. and Son of a Witch, by G Maguire. Wellville was funny, Hemingway is hilarious, and Maguire tells a hell of a tale. I finished Gonzo Journals Volume 3 two days before Hunter S. Thompson put a gun in his mouth and bid us all adieu. Great fucking writer, just not anymore...Recently (03.15.07) I began Kevin Trudeau's The Natural Cures They Don't Want You to Know About. Great book, now I just need to finish it. I also recently finished JFK's Profiles in Courage. A wonderful book about Senators not led by special interests and greed, but men led by their conscience and ideals. Men that put the country ahead of their party, their beliefs, sometimes even their constituents. Men of true courage. www.bigfishnw.com/willyshakes

Heroes:

I have three heroes: Me, Myself and I. Though I am inspired by The Dalai Lama, Kundun. Bam Margera. Ernest Hemingway. Hunter S. Thompson. My Mother and Father. and finally, oh shit, the music is playing, they're waving me off the stage, Fuckin Paris Hilton, man... www.bigfishnw.com/willyshakes

My Blog

We Won! We Won The Cannabis Clip Contest With Posativa!!!

Holy Canolis!!!  We entered the contest with our little video, Posativa...and won the whole freakin thing!!  You can check the vid out on my page or better yet, search Posativa on Myspace.&n...
Posted by Professor Chaos on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

Posativa-A positive choice

UPDATE, I wrote below before I figured out how to post directly to the page.  So, you've probably seen the video already, now, tell me what you think!   Ok, Here it is.  The labor of lo...
Posted by Professor Chaos on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

The IMDB

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention...I am now on the IMDB.  Every actors Penultimate dream!  check out the link. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804508/  It's kind of like the modern day versio...
Posted by Professor Chaos on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

Happy to be back on the boards!

OK, I guess it's time to post again!  I'm feeling good, real good.  I'm taking the path that i've known I was to take since I was five years old.  I'm acting.  Not up, down or othe...
Posted by Professor Chaos on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

Broken

I'd honestly forgotten what it feels like to (you know that scene, in the Temple of Doom, where the really scary bald boss guy, literally pulls one of the doomed workers hearts out of his chest?) have...
Posted by Professor Chaos on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST