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About Me

I am a wonderful, articulate, and fun-loving. I originally come from Upstate NY (Saugerties) and have made Southern Florida my home since Thanksgiving 2001. I have met soooo many wonderful and diverse people who have become my Neurotic Family. I have a wife from Cheese Factory [Lyndsay Lynchberg Lemonade]and Katy [Barnes & Noble], a plethera of sisters [Best being Misty Eyez], and Mizz Cori. My life changes from day to day....I now work for a wonderful website, called www.JumpOnMarksList.com which is the Number 1 Gay Entertainment Website of Southern Florida, anything you want to do, see, or whatever have you, we link EVERYTHING! I sell Advertising space, take paparazzi photos at various clubs and events, and write a column called The Art of Life. I love it.I love my family from afar. When my favorite Aunt Dee was diagnosed with Ovarian or Uterine Cancer and lost her hair on Valentines Day, I shaved my head in solidarity the next week and quit smoking on Feb 22, 2005! I'm sorry if it seems soo scary or unusual that I have a bald head, but that's the reason why.

My Interests

I love to run and do yoga. I would love to do more kyacking. I actually read, watch waaaaay tooo much television, and go to the movies will send me to the Poor House! I love taking pictures and then doctoring them on the computer. Thank Gawd I found a roommate that loves to do the same things and get her picture taken!

I'd like to meet:

A Man.....well, cultured, sofisticated, gentleman. However, if you are tall [6-6'4"] thin to built, WASPy white boy, drop me a line. Girls, if you know of any...that are GAY GAY GAY....send 'em my way! I was the Man of Honor at a Best Friend's wedding in RI and kinda suicidal, "...Always a Bridesmaid...never a Bride." I dream of a Lawyer or Architech, someone to have intellectually stimulating conversations.

Music:

I love everything from Ballads, to inspirational, to Kiss My Ass and Lick My Boots Diva Anthems....Love my messes! [Ms. Houston], Ancient Recyclables [Cher], and most of what my roommate, "The most beautiful girl in the world...." is practicing...except for the fact that sometimes I have to hear them over 100 times in one week! [Dear Mr. President-Pink] Gotta love her!

Movies:

Brokeback, Forest Gump, Crash, Mommy Dearest--"Barbara Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease"--soooo many to mention...they are all my babies! Baby Jane, Point of No Return, Goodfellas, Latter Days, Adam & Steve.

Television:

Too many to mention: Let's just say some things, "I HATE Wendy Pepper"--Project Runway, The Biggest Looser, House, Medium, Rome, Big Love, Sopranos, The L Word, I AM EVERY Desperate Housewife and want to be Kaleb Nichol's other illigitamate child and have JuJu at a Partner in crime--O.C. Needless to say, I love our other roommate, TiVo!

Books:

Going Down in La La Land-Andy Zeffer, MondoHomo, The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln, The Art of Mingling, Blue Days Black Nights [parent's friend Ron Nyswaner] She's Come Undone, Valley of the Dolls, Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Bridget Jones's Diary & Edge of Reason, anything by Amy Tan [Joy Luck Club], Dolores Claiborne, Anglela's Ashes & 'Tis, and my favorite, Memoirs of a Gheisha....to which, upon finishing it, I THREW it across the room, when I found out it was a work of Fiction!!!

Heroes:

Cesar Augustus, Princess Diana, and Both Halle Barry and Michelle Pfipher as Catwomen. Needless to say, I also love Dixie Carter in "Designing Women" and Bette Davis. I'm such a fag sometimes!!!!