LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.]

About Me

CALL ME ANY NAME IN THE BOOK BITCH, IT AINT GONNA MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ME ;)
I'm Lauren, I live in queens, I'm the quiet type, mainly because I think too much for my own good, I'm psychotic and couldn't give a fuck what you think about that. I don't give a fuck what anyone has to say about me, it doesn't take too much balls to open your mouth and make up lies, I'm not the one with the guilty conscience so think and say whatever the fuck you want. I'm a juggalette or juggalo, doesn't really matter which one you prefer to call me the point is im down till im ashes and if you got a problem with that, fuck yourself I DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKK, I hate most people I meet, consider yourself lucky if I like you. I smoke alot of weed, I'll stay smoking till I choke to death (literally) I'm not intimidated of anyone, its not the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog, I'm not your "AVERAGE" female, Theres only one way to know me and thats by getting to know me, just don't be a fucking idiot.

My Interests

Likes:

Music.
Smoking blunts.
Drinking.
Chillin.
Going To Shows.
Food.
Graffiti.
Making $$$$$.
Spending $$$$.
Hair & Make Up.
Modeling.

Dislikes :
Immaturity.
Sobriety.
Porn (get ass of your own and stop supporting that garbage!)
Every Pornstar To Walk The Planet
Preachers.
Spliffs.
Long Island.
Staten Island.
Glen Oaks.
Bigots.
Fakes.
Bad Music.
Painfully Unintelligent human beings.
Fake ass hip-hop
Whores.
Man Whores.
When people poke my belly button x_x.

alot of things..

Fakes
FAKE

I ESPECIALLY HATE THESE HUMANS!

I'd like to meet:

No one, Humans are disgusting.

A large percent of humans I can't get along and think they're ways are ridiculous, I'm not a bitch, but i'm really picky on who I get along with/like etc.
For all of you who may get offended cause I say I hate 95% of the world, I don't give a fuck if you hate me in return, I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me. No ones perfect and you all have just as many or if not more flaws then I do, THANK YOU VERY MOTHERFUCKING MUCH.

Music:

36 Deadly Fists
4 In The Chamber
7 Angels 7 Plagues
All Shall Perish
Annotations Of An Autopsy
Anybody Killa
The Acacia Strain
The Agony Scene
All Out War
As Blood Runs Black
As I Lay Dying
August Burns Red
Axe Murda Boyz
Bekay
Beneath The Massacre
The Black Dahlia Murder
Blaze Ya Dead Homie A Black Rose Burial
Bleeding Through
Boondox
Carnifex
Cholera
Converge
Cradle Of Filth
Dark Lotus
Dead To Fall
Devour Thy Sins
Diabolic
Downtown Massacre
Eighteen Visions
Elysia
Emilyrose
Emmure
Full Blown Chaos
HeavyHeavyLowLow
Ill Bill
Immortal Technique
Impending Doom
Insane Clown Posse
Jamie Madrox
Jedi Mind Tricks
Knights Of The Abyss
La Coka Nostra
Light This City
Lo Key
Martyr AD
Misericordiam
Molotov Solution
Monoxide
Necro
Non Phixion
Norma Jean
Poison The Well
Postmortem Promises
Potluck
Psychopathic Rydas
Recon
The Red Chord
Regain The Heart Condemned
The R.O.C
Rose Funeral
Shaggy 2 Dope
SickTanicK
Soopa Villainz
Suicide Silence
Tech N9ne
Through The Eyes Of The Dead
TWIZTID
Unearth
Unveil Nevaeh
Upon A Burning Body
Violent J
Walls Of Jericho
War From A Harlots Mouth
Whitechapel
Winds Of Plague
Without Remorse
Wu Tang

Movies:

Hedwig and The Angry Inch
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Garden State
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
Clerks
Mall Rats
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Detroit Rock City
Donnie Darko
Half Baked
Party Monster
Suburbia
Requiem For A Dream
Saw 1,2,3
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Friday The 13th
The Exorsist
The Shining
The Evil Dead 1,2,3
The People Under The Stairs
Friday
Ghost Dog: Way Of The Samurai
How High
Borat
Sid and Nancy
The Dreamers
Edward Scissorhands
Office Space
Alice In Wonderland
Snow White and The Seven Swarfs
The Virgin Suicides
Moulin Rouge
Ginger Snaps

There is more but I've seen to many movies so I don't even know

Television:

Beavis & Butthead
South Park
Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Whitest Kids You Know
Robot Chicken
Perfect Hair Forever
Moral Orel
Ren & Stimpy
Chappelle's Show
Jackass
WILDBOYZ
LA Ink
The Wayans Bro's
Da Ali G Show

Books:

I've read to many books to name.
and I couldn't even really say I have a favorite.

Heroes:

My Mother, My Friends & All the people that have helped me become the person I am today THANK YOU & FUCK YOU!.
Also My beloved Grandfather Carlo Monteverde R.I.P. ♥

drug in my drink (3:56:52 PM): aww, Lauren, you're one of a kind.
drug in my drink (3:56:55 PM): Seriously. LAUREN el PUTA x (3:56:37 PM): =].

I Love Antonia Nania

My Blog

You DON’T know me.

"The past doesn't matter anymore. Everything that matters is out there, Everything that matters is everything we're about to do."I have changed tremendously if you have met me 3 or more years ago, I'v...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:05:00 PST

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

i'm not going to exactly tell what happend this morning cause myspace isnt about telling my life story. But basically it has to do with my 2 x 4 box apartment that no body wants to move out of it, my ...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST

To my friends.

Im gonna be straight up, I dont know who to call a friend, I never know who to turn too, when I tell you any of my secrets I feel so insecure about it, When I look in the eyes of any of you, its like...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:12:00 PST

Hate Is A Strong Word but Love Is Stronger

It takes alot for me to really care for someone, I can be one cold hearted motherfucker, Hate may be strong, but love is stronger, its complete bullshit when people say its harder to hate someone then...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:36:00 PST

Stomp Dat Ho.

I can see you lying through your fucking teeth, I'm not that fucking stupid, people may look at me like a fucking joke but I'll make your life a living fucking hell if you wanna run your mouth about ...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST

Shut your fucking mouth.

I'm fucking sick of getting looked down at by some honky prick bastard that probably jerks off to gay porn, I hate how shit is looked at in this world, I have piercings but im not fucking gothic at a...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:20:00 PST

Whoever said you can never be too thin is an asshole.

Girls should be proud to have some meat on their bones, I'm sick of seeing girls who are perfectly fine, starve themselves and put themselves in risk just cause they are dying to be thin. Nobody wants...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:41:00 PST

Self Acceptance.

Since i've been spending alot of time at home lately, I've been doing a ton of analyzing and thinking. I spent most of my life bashing myself, and critiquing myself when I couldve been so much more co...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:41:00 PST

Shit thats really been bothering me.

I don't write these stupid little blogs unless i've got something to say. Alot of shit has been bothering me, my last blog was about my friends and all so I have nothing to say about them really. But ...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:00:00 PST

This is why im such a angry person,

Everyone always thinks its so fucking strange that I'm an angry person, I don't choose to be this angry I just can't help it cause I know some of the worlds most ridiculous people. Everyone I kno...
Posted by LaUreN. * [be JeaLouSsSss.] on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:45:00 PST