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Home of the world's smallest big screen tv.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/4/2005
Band Members:

Whiskey Nick: Guitar, Vocals, Once Cried at the Movie "My Girl"

Lizzie T-Bone: Bass, Vocals, Has an Unreasoning Fear of Sharks, So Much So That She Gets a Little Nervous in Chlorinated Pools

AS: Has a Weird Thing With TV Chef's, Gives All His Cars Girl Names

Influences: I can't speak for everybody in the band...but whale song, mostly.


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Sounds Like:

the DISABLED "KEEP THEIR DAY JOBS" 2007
TRACK LISTING:
1. cage joe lyman
2. haiku's for jews
3. paris hilton vs. a bear
4. fletcher puke has a bass coach
5. between planets
6. enola straight
7. sunshine happy rainbow
8. there is no "i" in team but several in multi-million dollar
record contract
9. mexican't
10. electric kitty
11. fuck this country shit i need some techno
12. pobody's nerfect

FORMAT-CD PRICE-$5.00

the DISABLED "HATE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY"-CD 2005
TRACK LISTING:
1. prepare yourself for pride obliterating bitchslap
2. nacho de gaio
3. a guy named ray (took my baby away)
4. harp
5. tits get hottt!!!
6. no moleste el gato spectacular
7. odie 1 canoli
8. a spoonful of sugar helps the punk rock go down
9. butter milk sundae 1-2-3-4
10. cirque du do gay
11. 36-24-36
12. bad kitty

FORMAT-CD PRICE-$5.00

Record Label: Mob Front Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

UNHOLY ARMY OF THE NIGHT (THE DISABLED NEWSLETTER)

Below is our newsletter from May 2009. If you wish to recieve our newsletter please message us your email address to this myspace or [email protected] ARMY OF THE NIGHTNEWSLETTE...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 20:33:00 GMT

Exclusively on TNT!

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Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:04:00 GMT

I call his mom Woolly Mammoth

That movie Metallica made Monster or whatever, seriously, better then Spinal Tap. How didn't any of their friends say how big of douche bags they come off as? Really if you haven't watched this go ren...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:47:00 GMT

BUTCHER DAY-GREEN VIGor

Green Day is deep in the mixing process with the producer of their newest album Butch Vig. Is it just me or do you go, "Butch Vig." "Really." "Man he sucks." So why do I not like Butch Vig? Mostly j...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:45:00 GMT

An Interrupting Cow

.................. .. Ive been forced to note recently that I am capable of blind, unreasoning hatred for a celebrity despite the lack of any discernible reason to feel that way.  Have you ev...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:37:00 GMT

SUPPORT YOU LOCAL JERK OFF BOOTH CLEANER

So no one ever writes us at all. Never. We send all sorts of shit to people and they never reply. We send out emails and have contest and everybody is just all, " well I'd like to reply but I'm too co...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:40:00 GMT

IGNORE ME!!!

Okay, so it's been a real long while since I did one of these, and the reason I suppose is because I've been working on a bunch of other stuff that's really been eating up all of my writing time. ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:11:00 GMT

Newsletter December 2008

UNHOLY ARMY OF THE NIGHTNEWSLETTER DECEMBER 2008We here at Mob Front Records would like to wish all of you a very happyholiday. With the shortage of money we all seem to be facing it can bevery diffic...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:52:00 GMT

UNHOLY ARMY OF THE NIGHT-SEPTEMBER 2008 NEWSLETTER

THE UNHOLY ARMY OF THE NIGHTSEPTEMBER 2008This newsletter must start on a sad note. One of the Disabled and Mob Front Record's most beloved heroes has passed away. Oscar winning actor, producer, direc...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:51:00 GMT

So I sez to Mabel I sez...

One thing I would change about myself if I could (and keep in mind it's not the only thing, just an example):  I would stop wishing I would have watched movies and just watch the movies I want to...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:16:00 GMT