Evan is a Revolution. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

HI, I'M EVAN.

LET'S TURN UP THE VOLUME.

I lead a life of PSEUDO-GLAMOUR.
[In other words, I'm a fake.]
Because the number one rule is DON'T LET THEM SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
I might hurt your feelings.
If I do, I probably won't feel bad about it.
I'm trying to work on that.
I love/hate change. We have a rocky relationship.
I like music from Colorado.
I obsess... alot.
Oddities are sexy, even if that means I'm perverse.
I usually crave things that will never happen.
[...but those cravings never cease.]
Oh, by the way, I'm a mother fucking gunslinger.

My Interests

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CHEMISTRY
CONVERSATION
CREATIVITY
ELEGANCE
FAMILY
FRIENDS
HEAT
INTELLEGENCE
MINT TEA
MUSIC
NIGHT
POETRY
PROMOTING
QUANTUM PHYSICS
REVENGE
STARS
VODKA

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BITCHES
ATTENTION WHORES
SPEECH WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE
STEREOTYPES
LIES

Quotes
"Dr. McDrippy always cracks me up with his wiley ways."
-Marilynn

"IT WAS THE BOJANGLES!!!!!!!"
-Evan, Marilynn, Katie

"Iguanas are jungly."
-Lesley

"Somebody's gonna fuck that little purple freak, and we're all gonna be purple, and I'm gonna be like 'look, we're fucking purple now. Evolution exists.'"
-Sean

Evan: "So, this guy was yodeling..."
Nathan: "Was he black? Because I've seen alot of black yodelers lately."

"Rihanna is a stuttering Canadian."
-Derek

"Lick my vag."
-Jason

Evan: "Thats going in my quotes: 'Lick my Vag. Dash, Jason'"
Jason: "...I never said that."

"Fuck, I'm on crack."
-Lez/Evan

"They only told us to 'stop, drop, and roll' so we could lose weight."
-Derek

"'Stop, Drop, and Roll' should be modernized to 'Run, flail your arms, and find a water hose.'"
-Sean

"Wait, wait...So you want cheap margarita glasses, bicycles, and afros? I'm not sure I can fullfill all your dreams, Marilynn!"
-Evan

"There are Leemers Ouside...
Don't quesiton the Leemers!"
-Evan

"Oh, I know Ron Rico. Me and him...we're good friends."
-Marilynn

"Bitch, thats non-alcoholic alcohol!"
-Marilynn

"Hes like..10."
-Ash

"Lauren, your friends were cool before this."
-Jason

"No, Evan! YOU are Nicole!"
-Marilynn

"Yeah, Maril. I do like this picture... You know what I like about it? I like like how you CUT US OUT!"
-Ashley

I'd like to meet:

MEET MARILYNN
[wife]

She makes me happy when think I'll never be happy again. ♥She dances dirrrty with me.♥ SHE JUST GETS IT. [she twitches too.] we will be old cat ladies. She'll let me drag her wherever I want to go.
She is my SYNONYM.

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars
A Perfect Circle
Aerosmith
AFI
Alanis Morisette
Aniston
Audioslave
The Beatles
Beethoven
Beyonce
Blink 182
Bonecrusher
Boxcar Racer
Brand New
Breaking Benjamin
Buddahead
Chevelle
Christina Aguilara
Ciara
Codeseven
Coldplay
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Cursive
Cute Is What We Aim For♥♥
Cyndi Lauper
Dave Matthews Band
Deftones
The Doors
The Early November
Eisley
Elton John
Eminem
Evaline
The Exies
Fall Out Boy
Fatboy Slim
Fiona Apple
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
The Fratellis
From First to Last
Godsmack
Goo Goo Dolls
Gwen Stefani
♥Hellogoodbye♥
Hole
The Honorary Title
Hot Hot Heat
I'ma Robot
Incubus
Jack Off Jill
Jay-Z
Jewel
Jimmy Eat World
Johnny Cash
Justin Timberlake
Kaiser Cheifs
Kate Havnevik
Kanye West
Kelly Osbourne
Kings of Leon
The Kinks
Korn
Led Zeppilin
Loretta Lynn
Louis XIV
Love&Reverie
♥Madonna
Mama's and the Papa's
Marcy Playground
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
Modest Mouse
The Monkees
Mozart
The Murdocks
My Chemical Romance
Nine Inch Nails
No Doubt
♥Outkast
OSU MARCHING BAND
Paolo Nutini♥♥♥
Placebo
The Postal Service
Queen
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rookie of the Year
Say Anything
Seether
Smile Empty Soul
Smashing Pumpkins
Robert W. Smith
Snoop Dogg
SoundGarden
Spice girls!
Sugarcult
System of a Down
Taco
Taking Back Sunday
TATU
Taproot
Three Days Grace
Three Dog Night
Third Eye Blind
Tilly and the Wall
Tori Amos
Trust Company
The Used
Vanessa Carlton
Vitamin C
The White stripes
The Who

Movies:

13 Moons
Almost Famous
American Beauty
Blow
The Butterfly Effect
The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys
The Dead Poets Society
Donnie Darko
Empire Records
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Forrest Gump
Girl, Interrupted
The Girl Next Door
Gothika
Gypsy 83
The Haunting
Heart of America
Homeroom
Idlewild
IMAGINARY HEROES
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Marie Antionette
Mean Creek
Moulin Rouge
My Life Without Me
Party Monster
The Patriot
Pirates of the Carribean
Quills
Requiem for a Dream
The Ring
Signs
Stranger Than Fiction
Thirteen
Twist
The United States of Leiland
V for Vendetta
The Village

Television:

ALOT of music videos...
Americas Next Top Model
Boy Meets World
CSI
Grey's Anatomy
House
Intervention
Monk
Project Runway
Psych
SCRUBS

Books:

Requiem for a Dream
Last Exit to Brooklyn
Poe
Shakespeare
Farenheight 451
Tithe
Something Very Sorry
Happy to Be Nappy
Alice in Wonderland
Mother Goose

Heroes:

LEONIDAS
Carl's Mom
Amanda K.
Marilyn Monroe
Betty Boop
Betty Paige
Madonna
Tyra Banks
Kate Winslet
The Spice Girls

My Blog

My dear, there’s been a change of plans.

OK, I already wrote this blog, and it got deleted... Damn. She Wants Revenge = PERFECT. Life lately? Class, and more doctors. That's about it. Oh yeah, and shady shit, but fuck that. I m...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

I can do it with instruments, I can do it with my own bare hands.

But either way, you know where it stands. I wanna kill you, I wanna blow you away. Lesley's coming home. And I think I may go out with her... No drinking though, with the damn antibiotics. Fuc...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:01:00 PST

Maybe tonight we can forget about love.

Drama? Lol. I like life. Yesterday, at the hospital, a lovely looking GI said my hair smelled good, but "don't think I'm really weird." It was cute, and it made me happy. Basically, I hate girls, and...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:26:00 PST

Those goddamn kids got nothing on me.

Last night was... a little crazy. That's all I know. So, My life lately: Because of my inflammed Uterus, I was drugged up in the hospital from Thursday - Saturday. Yeah, That fucking sucked. So...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:34:00 PST

Why should I feel bad, I’m the one with the gun in my hands.

So, I'm beginning to regress into my old, bitchy-ass self... People aren't going to like that when they notice. Basically, my whole life I've viewed people as being disposable. I don't nee them, ...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:33:00 PST

Its hard to accept what you dont understand...

"Look at the stars. Same stars as last week. Last year. When we were kids. When we weren't even born. In a hundred years, no one will ever know who we were... They'll know those same stars." [L...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:17:00 PST

Fuck what I said, it dont mean shit now.

Nothing really matters. I'm done pretending... at least, I wish I could be. By the way, I can't care about someone who doesn't care about himself.
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 02:57:00 PST

You scream louder than fiction.

No, I scream louder than fiction. =D I feel kinda like shit, because I slept all day, but I feel... hopeful. Something good is going to happen soon, I think... I feel it. As much as I'd like to...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST

You don’t have to wear that dress tonight.

I love Moulin Rouge. So much. So, my belly button ring is defffffinately off-center... which sucs. But whatever, I'm not gonna mess with it. Fuck getting it redone. I start FTCC classes tomorrow... I'...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:17:00 PST

I cant seem to shake this awful feeling...

You know how people get stabbed in the stomach, and they just gasp and stare into the perpetrators eyes, shocked, and miserable, but the never scream? Yeah, that's about how I feel. I'm silent, but mo...
Posted by Evan is a Revolution. on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:52:00 PST