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It is time to tell you, I am the Dark Master. I have seen the evil and embraced it. The vampire horde will rule the earth. You skin sacks can run but you can't hide. We will find you, then we will drain you like a capri sun pouch. Untill that day comes, I will have been a tattoo artist for many years in Billings Montana.I now live in Hell. Shh don't tell any one, They dont know that i am going to take over. But for now i teach people to tattoo and pierce. I also like to hunt ghosts. With Black Mountain paranormal research society. I started this group with my pet spot. He can spot a ghost from a mile away. Now i will tell you that i am a skeptic, I can't see or hear ghosts so i don't know if i believe. But any excuse to get out in the dark and freak out allot of normal people, Hell yah i'm all about that. Now enough about me. I want to see some blood.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shit i forgot. you may call me Master.
Birthday: a long time ago.
Birthplace: A dark damp place called Baker
Current Location: HELL
Eye Color: bloodshot
Hair Color: going bald not much hair left.
Height: tall & fat
Right Handed or Left Handed: i like to use them both.
Your Heritage: swedish road puppet.
The Shoes You Wore Today: fuzzy bunny slippers
Your Weakness: i like to eat cows
Your Fears: nope
Your Perfect Pizza: one i don't share
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: distroy all of the jimmys
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Kill the jimmys
Your Best Physical Feature: my hairy feet.
Your Bedtime: sunrise
Your Most Missed Memory: All of them , what was i saying?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: yuk
Single or Group Dates: i like to eat lots
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: o-neg
Chocolate or Vanilla: life is like a box of chocolates
Cappuccino or Coffee: I like my coffee like i like my women, hot and black.
Do you Smoke: only when the sun hits me.
Do you Swear: f#&k yes.
Do you Sing: die
Do you Shower Daily: I need one right now.
Have you Been in Love: ok sure
Do you want to go to College: just to watch the vampires eat people.
Do you want to get Married: since i have a wife already, she might get pissed.
Do you belive in yourself: more than anyone else.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i eat turkey, they are hard to catch.
Do you think you are Attractive: yikes, nope i have to sneek up on the mirror.
Are you a Health Freak: I only eat healthy people.
Do you get along with your Parents: nope i killed them
Do you like Thunderstorms: don't get struck in the balls.
Do you play an Instrument: sure
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ok
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: blood thinners
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: die
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i did kill elmo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i think it just smelled like raw fish.
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i took a dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: with myself.shhh
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: pens, so i could kill zombies. you don't need much for skin rats.
Ever been Drunk: ever been stupid?
Ever been called a Tease: i don't know.hee hee
Ever been Beaten up: and jerked off.
Ever Shoplifted: no but i ate a beaver.
How do you want to Die: sucked dry, after i have distroyed all of the jimmy's
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: shit i am old know.
What country would you most like to Visit: my own
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: She should have two
Favourite Hair Color: hair is good,someplaces could be bald
Short or Long Hair: yep
Height: taller than 4ft9in
Weight: over 80 pounds, unless she has been sucked dry.
Best Clothing Style: on the floor by the bed.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1,595,985
Number of CDs I own: lots of them, they make great coaster.
Number of Piercings: some good ones.
Number of Tattoos: shit loads
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing. I am perfect.
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Devil Dragon
You are completely, 100% evil. You hate the world, and want to destroy it. You and your kind are few but powerful, and will eventually take over the world. A vivid imagination draws pictures of death and blood. You are fire at it's worst, devastating and destructive.
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What kind of medieval legend are you?
Arch Lord
You are the sum of all evil. People cower in fear at your might and lack of control. You are a danger to yourself and others, and your very name makes small children cry. You do not work with anybody. Period. Normal weapons are pathetic; you prefer to summon your own from the realms of darkness. You fight as vicious as a werewolf and as dirty as a bandit, and never let anybody live...
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You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
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You scored as Spike, You are the strait up you knew what I was type what did you expect. There maybey some surprise personality quirks you have. You try to control your emotions and sometimes fight so hard to deny them but when you do give into them you go all the way for what you want.
Spike
83%
Marius
83%
Armand
67%
Akasha
58%
Lestat
58%
Deacon Frost
58%
Dracula
50%
Angel
42%
Louis
42%
Blade
33%
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You scored as Could you bare the shadows?, You are the Master of Vampires! ...Or are you?... Show them you can do it, prove it to the world you are a vampire at heart and defeat the city. Join the game, Raven Black City:http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=Omega
Could you bare the shadows?
100%
Are you a true vampire?
80%
Vampires...
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Could you bare the shadows?
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Are you a true vampire?
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Could you bare the shadows?
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Are you a true vampire?
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Could you bare the shadows?
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Are you a true vampire?
80%
Vampires...
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Could you bare the shadows?
100%
Are you a true vampire?
80%
Vampires...
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You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.
Pinhead
80%
Freddy Krueger
75%
Hannibal Lecter
70%
Michael Myers
65%
Captain Spaulding
65%
Jigsaw
60%
Leatherface
50%
Jason Voorhees
45%
Candyman
30%
Buffalo Bill
20%
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